The last thing I should do as a kid.
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If you can ask the question that is the topic, it's too late, you're already an adult. Congratulations, welcome, you'll hate it here soon enough.Spartan1362 said:
As far as turning 18 is concerned, if you're in a country that isn't retarded go have a drink in a bar, if you're in a country that was dropped on it's head as a child, go buy a lotto ticket. Don't smoke, that shit will kill you one day.
Assault charges can be filed against you at any age in any state. I mean, I could be wrong, but I remember a 16 year old being charged in my home town. and I live in NY. It just needs special dispensation from the DA. They can try you as an adult for any crime at any age, again, it just needs special dispensation from the DA and it's harder to get a conviction trying someone as an adult, so they don't usually do it.Wyld Fyre said:
Break a world record! Be the closest-to-18-year-old to scull a litre of milk!
But seriously, if you're looking for something that sounds good in the context of "The last thing I did as a kid was..." then you should actually think of the random-est thing you possible can and do it.
E.g. Watch Jack Sparrow proclaim his jar-of-dirt-possession in one of those 10-hour endurance videos, eat snow or grass or something, quote a movie, write a "letter to the editor" of some magazine, stare at the sun, go cross-eyed, pass out, etc. You get the picture.
Anyway, it is approximately 6 hours since your first post, so happy birthday!
But seriously, if you're looking for something that sounds good in the context of "The last thing I did as a kid was..." then you should actually think of the random-est thing you possible can and do it.
E.g. Watch Jack Sparrow proclaim his jar-of-dirt-possession in one of those 10-hour endurance videos, eat snow or grass or something, quote a movie, write a "letter to the editor" of some magazine, stare at the sun, go cross-eyed, pass out, etc. You get the picture.
Anyway, it is approximately 6 hours since your first post, so happy birthday!
Light something on fire. With fire!
But nothing arsonous. Just something boy-scouty! Just make sure that fire is involved though.
But nothing arsonous. Just something boy-scouty! Just make sure that fire is involved though.
Play the Floor is Lava. Great game for anyone. Well...except old people. They don't take to well to climbing on the furniture.
It really depends on where you live.Spartan1362 said:
Rural area.
Go down to the watering hole with your friends. Skip some rocks. Catch fireflies in a jar. Go to the stone that marks the spot where your friend who died 5 years ago from a bee sting got stung by a bee and tell them about your life.
Urban Area.
Fish out that plywood cinderblock bike ramp you made when you were 9 and catch mad air (or scrape another knee). Cash out and go to the arcade with enough quarters to actually finish house of dead. Have a heartfelt conversation with a pretty girl/guy who lives next door through your adjacent bedroom windows.
Anywhere
I am sorry to inform you, but you don't actually get a piece of paper that says your an adult when you turn 18, because of that I refuse to admit that I am an adult ( I turn 19 in 2 months). Until I get written proof that I am in fact an adult, its cereal for breakfast, girls are gross and tree climbing for me.
If I were to suggest doing something before turning 18, laugh at all the people around you and throw your free time in their faces, you will miss it.
If I were to suggest doing something before turning 18, laugh at all the people around you and throw your free time in their faces, you will miss it.
Well, I'm a bit late, so I guess I can throw something completely not serious out there. As soon as you turn 18, you can never get someone registered in such a way as to require them to disclose his/her sexual proclivities to all families in a neighborhood.
That, or take your last opportunity to smoke illegally. I'm led to believe it's nowhere near as fun after it's no longer a symbol of defiance.
That, or take your last opportunity to smoke illegally. I'm led to believe it's nowhere near as fun after it's no longer a symbol of defiance.
Strap fireworks to yourself
All facing so they will explode downward
Congratulations you are now a rocket, no problem for the greatest childhood experience tip ever.
All facing so they will explode downward
Congratulations you are now a rocket, no problem for the greatest childhood experience tip ever.