The last thing killed, or that you beat, in a game is now right next to you.

[Unsilenced]

Armed bodyguard.

Well tits.

Can I have the weapon I used to kill him?

Unless you have one in your house, no foolish fool!

Well that's no fair. He gets to keep his weapon by I don't?

Stupid video games never play fair. :c



Also, I'd just really like to have a giant sniper rifle. :v

 

[bluerocker]

(Krogan mercenaries)

Oh dear. This will not end well.

 

[Cheesepower5]

I can has masterball?

 

[ultrabiome]

a standard Necromorph - I might be able to get through the office door and close it before it gets to me, but most likely it will slice me to pieces...

 

[Jarek Mace]

Sarevok Anchev?

Well.

Fuck.

 

[Voulan]

I can't remember which, but it was a Pokemon of sorts.

Awesome!

 

[bigfatcarp93]

Random, nameless Spartan from Reach multiplayer. Hoorah.

 

[Blarkuntvhite]

An entire family of Tetris blocks...
I didn't mean to do it... I was running on my gaming instincts... I just needed those points so bad, man!

Oh God, what have I done?!

 

[FolkLikePanda]

I beat a couple of people playing as my favourite team on FIFA 12 Pro Clubs, I'd apologize and probably buy a season ticket.

 

[Lev The Red]

a cowering riverboat passenger in Hitman Blood Money. i think i'll be fine.

 

[bullet_sandw1ch]

well, im in a room with a charger from left 4 dead 2. quick, their weakness is objects in the way, as they cannot plow through a trash can or table! time to build a wall with all of my stuff.

 

[Weentastic]

Taiidan Mothership. Oops, I brought back a giant relic from the past (pun intended). The good news is that I'm probably too small to notice. The bad news is that the entire neighborhood is crushed.

 

[Mistilteinn]

A Mettaur...I'm not worried. They can only shoot in one direction and hide under their hardhats.

 

[Dragonclaw]

hmmm....well I know martial arts...and she IS easy on the eyes if she's dressed like that...

 

[Redingold]

The last thing I killed was a Broodmother in Dragon Age.

Excuse me while I go and throw up.

 

[DaKiller]

Pyro...fffffffffffuck

just...fuck

 

[Nuuu]

That would be Harley Quinn... i'm not sure if i'd be fine or dead, hard to say, she's a bit unpredictable in her mourning.

 

[maconlon439]

I just finished the game Gray Matter by Jane Jenson, so I'd run a search on my computer for Fairy gifs in order to distract Angela, while filling a pot of water to splash her with so she can't start any fires with her mind.

 

[Lancer873]

A wooden block from Blocks that Matter, or an orange virtual dustball from Dustforce, depending on how you define "beat."
... I'm keeping that.

 

[Ruedyn]

SIE from Alpha Protocal. I could just be a dick, I might even get to sleep with her.