The last thing you ate is now attacking you

[TerribleAssassin]

Honey Loops,

I defeat you with Choco Loops

 

[Whateveralot]

A wild piece of Chewing gum appears.
Attack > Bite
It?s a critical hit!
Chewing gum faints.
Whateveralot gains 48 Exp!

 

[Bearsheep]

A cheap store brand pizza on my gosh! luckily I have weight and height on my side

 

[Zanderinfal]

Barbecue shapes...

I'm sorry this time had to come. I knew you would rebel against me some day.
So, therefore...
*takes out shapes in one bite* I LIVVVVVEEEE!

 

[rayy2321]

Some generic frosted flakes versus me and a bratwurst. I think I got this.

 

[GamerAddict7796]

Shreddies?
Fight you with Iron Bru!
Mwahahahahahahaaaa!

 

[Nouw]

7Up vs Marshmallows.

FIGHT!

 

[Gaiseric]

An apple is attacking me...

I'd just eat it again.

 

[Wuggy]

My nails! NOOOOO! They are a part of me and yet they try to kill me!

 

[imnot]

Well its a drink but, Tea?
Whats it going to do scald me to death! HAHAHA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH THE PAIN IT BURNDujb /jf/sdn

 

[Svenparty]

Super Sayan Sausage Sandwich Surely Swiping Swerving at my Stomach and disemboweling my Spleen oh my!

 

[Voxgizer]

Attacked by mac and cheese; defending with...mac and cheese.

 

[k-ossuburb]

I swear there needs to be a rule for it "if it's a thread topic then there will be a related youtube video"


Yep, pretty much that. It's food, man! They're lower on the food chain than I am, it's like asking a lion what it would do if a gazelle attacked it. The result will pretty much be the same.

 

[Shockolate]

Why don't you just eat it again?

 

[dancinginfernal]

Oh no, an evil slice of cheese. Whatever shall I do? /unenthusiasm

My defense is my mouth.

 

[feauxx]

soy yoghurt? vanilla soy yoghurt? oh lord!

 

[darkfire613]

A bowl of cereal. I don't feel very threatened. I can defend myself with a baguette from Panera Bread. I just kick over the cereal bowl and eat my baguette.

 

[gewata]

OH NO I'm being attacked by a sherbet Lemon.

SAVE ME, WATER!

 

[pixilizations]

Oh god a moving biscuit. Noodles will stop it

 

[Cowabungaa]

Oh heavens, a wholegrain sandwich covered with chocolate spread. The horror!

soy yoghurt? vanilla soy yoghurt? oh lord!

Fear the bacteria engulfing you!