The last thing you ate is now attacking you

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justnotcricket

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Plain biscuits - pretty harmless, really.

My defense is hot tea! Woo! I'm seeing a bit of Alice Madness Returns going on here!
 

jonyboy13

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Aug 13, 2010
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I'm attacked by a huge pizza and defending with a small sandwich:< I might just make a pizza sandwich and eat it.
 

Chris646

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Jan 3, 2011
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Why cookie? Why must thou make me fend thee off with my mighty +2 Tuna sandwich of being a foot long! Have at you!
 

me.vicky

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Jun 23, 2010
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Come after me, pig! I will stab you to death with this coconut popsicle and have even MORE bacon!
 

idarkphoenixi

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May 2, 2011
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What is with all of these - "The last thing you _____ is now ______ " questions appearing on the threads?

Is there something I'm missing here.
 

Julianking93

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May 16, 2009
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I... what? Fried rice is attacking me and I have a sandwich to defend myself with?
This will be the strangest battle ever >.>
 

Odinsson

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Jun 11, 2011
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Fie, ye muffin of chocolate chips! I shall smite ye down with my mighty hammer and feast upon your remains!
 

infohippie

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Oct 1, 2009
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Don't joke like that, I think the last thing I ate really is attacking me. Damn crappy canteen food. Maybe I can go home early.

So, that'd be some crappy lamb cannelloni with way too much cheese. And for defense I have a chunk of fillet steak and assorted vegies. Take that, crappy cannelloni! Your soggy cheese attacks are no match for the power of BEEF! And his heroic sidekicks - broccoli, carrot and zucchini!
 

Wedgetail122

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Jul 13, 2011
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ok so im fighting doritos with cheese and chrackers, maybe I could use them as nija throwing stars, *throws them at doritos but they just break* screw this, FLAMETHROWER
 

AdmiralMemo

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Sour Cream and Onion Pringles are attacking me! I defend by throwing them in a wood chipper!