Don't joke like that, I think the last thing I ate really is attacking me. Damn crappy canteen food. Maybe I can go home early.
So, that'd be some crappy lamb cannelloni with way too much cheese. And for defense I have a chunk of fillet steak and assorted vegies. Take that, crappy cannelloni! Your soggy cheese attacks are no match for the power of BEEF! And his heroic sidekicks - broccoli, carrot and zucchini!