The last thing you ate is now attacking you

[CorinthianRed]

NOO, EVERYTHING BURRITO! NOO!

 

[Hugga_Bear]

Hrm, I must face the dreaded tuna sandwich with french toast. Lamest fight ever?

 

[Taham]

I shall defeat the potato with a piece of steak. Or perhaps I'll just eat it...

 

[OctoH]

Chocolate gelato. Thankfully, I have a sandwich with Jack Daniels. I think Jack is going to pull through this for me.

 

[the_hoffs_ego]

A bowl of Cap'n Crunch... well, since I didn't eat the bowl itself it's just a pile of soggy cereal. I can call my dog over to eat it off the floor for me.

 

[kommando367]

Ramen Noodles.

Rip 'em up.

 

[gunmun]

I'm being attacked by Honey Nut Cheerios? That's too bazaar for me to describe

 

[YunikoYokai5]

(stares at jaffa Cakes) ...I knew it!! C'mere you weird cake!

 

[lettucethesallad]

A flatfish is trying to kill me? Uhm... move out of the water?

 

[Hasido]

a handfull of peanuts are attacking me and all i have to defend myself is a peanut butter nutella sandwich? delicious.

 

[Dwarfman]

And all you have to defend yourself is the thing you ate before that.

What are you fighting and what is your defense?

Hang on. I'm being attacked by rice?

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

A Hostess glazed donut. BRING IT ON!

...Oh, my defense? OM NOM NOM NOM!

Hang on. I'm being attacked by rice?

Thousands of them, I'm guessing. Good luck, bro.

 

[Qtoy]

OH SHOOT! Generic Fruit Loops that taste like Trix are attacking me! Help me!

Oh thank god you've saved me Mr. Five Slices of Pepperoni Pizza with Cracker-Thin Crust!

A bowl of Cap'n Crunch... well, since I didn't eat the bowl itself it's just a pile of soggy cereal. I can call my dog over to eat it off the floor for me.

You sir, have made me laugh out loud. I salute you.

a handfull of peanuts are attacking me and all i have to defend myself is a peanut butter nutella sandwich? delicious.

Dude, a peanut butter and nutella sandwich? That sounds amazing. Why haven't I tried that

Captcha: ituater (something that resembles Missigno. on its side.)

 

[peter-lavalle]

Oh dear ... suddenly bananas, oats and mocha flavored whey are forming a wall to defend my apartment from steamed rice vegetables and minced beef

 

[Dr_McSteamy]

I'm being attacked by left over Thai? Oh my poor bowels....

 

[Sean Hollyman]

Wow this is still going?

Anyway I have to fight some crisps.


But on my side, I have a NECTARINE

 

[Jakub324]

I'm fighting a jam sandwich with a joint of beef. I think I'll be OK.

 

[himemiya1650]

Easter candy I found in my basement. I had my suspicions, but I never would of guessed...

 

[emeraldrafael]

alright, cows arent that much a fight alive.

Cows kill more people per year than all kinds of shark combined...

OT - corned beef is my foe, and steak sandwich is my weapon. Typical Tuesday.

Cows or bulls, cause there's a difference.

and those people must not know a cows weakness.