The Last Thing You Killed Now Wants to Go and Pick Up Girls/Guys With You

[interspark]

inspired by the "The Last Thing That Killed You Now Wants to HUG You" thread, i came up with this!

the last villian (or indeed good guy) you killed in a video game has come back to life and now wants to go down the pub with you and pick up some attractive peoples of the opposite gender, or indeed the same gender, if you or the character is homosexual

for me i'm afraid my night is sure to be ruined, as my very previous victims were 2 anthropods the size of a london underground tunnel each that claim to be 1 insect,

Spoiler: ladies and gentelman, the gian masked insect TWINMOLD!!!!

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Just played a bit of the original Super Smash Bros. I could definitely pick up girls with Yoshi at my side. Finally, one of these threads where I get a good result!

 

[Benmonkey7]

Trying to pick up chicks with a creeper? Not a good idea.
"Hey, have you met my friend here?"
*sssssssssss*
"DUCK!"
*BOOM!*
"...so you wanna meet up again sometime?"

 

[The Monkey King]

I killed what i think.. Think was a Dog of some sort.. And i'm not really in to the entire hook up with dogs scene..

 

[zHellas]

Ughh...

Splicers and social places don't mix.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

So my nazi zombie buddy is going to be chewing on everyone I'm trying to hit on? not cool!

 

[eelaypuff]

A Big Daddy.

It would be a problem because the women he would pick up would be little girls and that's weird.

 

[Diablo2000]

Dracula from Super Castlevania IV.
I guess he will help me to get some girls, those damn girls love a vampire and everyone who hangs around them.

 

[Hashime]

I am very tired of these threads.
Also, the legate (F:NV) would not be a bad wingman.

 

[klaynexas3]

i got that lesbo chick from scott pilgrim....ehhh

 

[Pandalisk]

Well im surely getting laid then, my wingman would be a Nameless, generic Nazi foot soldier, women swoon at his BOSS designer clothes.

 

[Spy Killer]

I am also tired of these threads.
Also, Rand zombie from Red Dead Undead would make a not so good wingman.

 

[infinity_turtles]

A goddamn Guncannon. I hate that guy. Starting as Zeon is a pain in the ass.

 

[Professor James]

I finally got lucky in one of these threads. It was ezio from assassin's creed brotherhood.

Edit: if suicide doesn't count then I guess one of the guards.

 

[DeASplode]

Like the other similar thread, a Bear from RDR.
I don't think I'd like the clubs he likes...

 

[Koeryn]

Uhm... Lets see, I accidentally ran over a couple of ant lions in Half-Life 2, and a gunship.

No! I wiped out a combine outpost, so I've got what... Six over-payed traitorous bully-boys who want to go pubbing with me?

Hell with that, they can party with the ant lions.

 

[Custard_Angel]

Alec Trevelyan.

A British accent always goes over pretty well outside of Britain.

Cha-ching!