The Last Thing You Killed Now Wants to Go and Pick Up Girls/Guys With You

[Ultima Shadow]

A Jockey from L4D2? Huh. That could make for an interesting time...

 

[RandallJohn]

Huh.

I'm not feeling optimistic.

 

[hazabaza1]

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Wow, spoilers? Unless you just suicided, which I doubt.
OT: Uhhh... something from Baldur's Gate. I think it was a doppelgänger. That could work.

 

[WorldCritic]

Why do I always get weird things for these threads? For me it's a giant all powerful robot who looks kind of like Master Mold. I can only imagine how awkward that would be if I'm trying to pick up a girl and there's a big ass robot next to me trying to help me.

 

[Simski]

Hey cool, I get to have P.B Winterbottom's clone as my wingman.

 

[Professor James]

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Wow, spoilers? Unless you just suicided, which I doubt.
OT: Uhhh... something from Baldur's Gate. I think it was a doppelgänger. That could work.

Yeah I suicided, read my edited post.

 

[Naheal]

A desire demon? Ok.

 

[hazabaza1]

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Wow, spoilers? Unless you just suicided, which I doubt.
OT: Uhhh... something from Baldur's Gate. I think it was a doppelgänger. That could work.

Yeah I suicided, read my edited post.

Oh, okay then.
Now I feel better knowing that Ezio can still be alive for some man lovin'.
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[sub][sub][sub]I'm not gay.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Nostalgia Ripoff]

You know, I don't think many girls are going to go for an Enclave Soldier in Tesla Armor.

 

[Dead_Man]

Uhhhh I think it's gonna be hard to bring GLaDOS along. She's like wired to the ceiling. Plus she'd just promise people cake then try and kill 'em

 

[ZodiacMaster101]

Crap, how the hell am i suppose to pick up chicks with a bunch of grunts form halo.

 

[Tomster595]

Well I was playing RUSE.. so the last thing I killed was an Italian Tank crew... That could go either very well or very poorly.

 

[niege]

So i guess i am going to the pub with Francis
"How about her ?"
"I hate blondes"
"And her?"
"I hate mexicans"
Well atleast i am not afraid when a bar brawl kicks in

 

[Daveman]

I'm fairly sure it was some sort of bandit or skag from borderlands. Either way I'd feel very awkward picking up chicks with them.

 

[AssassinJoe]

An Italian guard from Assassin's Creed Brotherhood. The language barrier might be a problem, but it could work!

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Hay ladies, do you want to take a date with me or my Creaper friend?

No, wait, Creaper is just just his name, he isn't creapy...

(Boom)

OH GOD MY FACE!

 

[Frotality]

a headcrab? i suppose if it infects her and the transformation to zombie takes a while and shes just past out there for.....

...nevermind.

 

[AlexWinter]

This is the best sequel to a thread I have ever had the good fortune of encountering during my time at TheEscapist.

Well I'm pretty sure the last thing I killed was a Ganados from Resident Evil 4.

So at least I'd look good, I guess.

 

[BENZOOKA]

An Eufloria seedling is sure going to be helpful alright.

 

[hurfdurp]

Oh god, the table from Castlevania is my answer for something twice this evening, unexpected. If the floating table and I went to a bar to pickup men, the table would probably have more success. Some gentleman would probably unwittingly sit on the edge of it, failing to realize its sentience, and that's probably as close to a score that a table can get. At best, I'm just the table's wingman.