The last game I played was Portal. Dammit, GLaDOS.
"She is a wonderful person to work with. Really. Her streamlined body is unhampered by mammaries. That's how she got through my puzzles so quickly."
"My friend doesn't talk. She's not shy, I just took out her larynx when I cloned her."
"Speaking of holes, want to have fun with Portals? You should try creating a Portal on her body. Don't worry, it won't hurt you a bit."
Good thing I already have a bf.
"You have no bf. Enjoy your fingers. Oops! You fell in the acid bath. My apologies."
Shut up, GLaDOS.