TF2 guys standing around me,Clank checking my vitals and Ratchet holding my hand telling me i'm gonna be alright while CYBERNETIC NAZI ZOMBIES FROM THE MOON (tanks and choppers included) led by DAEMONICALY POSSESED WISARD NINJA HITLER IN A HOVERCHAIR get crushed by AMERICANO-RUSSIAN-ALIEN FORCES supported by ELEMENTAL-POWERED GHOSTS of the WW2 victims in close background and nuke goes off beyond the sea CREATING A TSUNAMI which OBLITERATES ENEMY FLEET. Bonus points if it all happens on a SIBERIA/CANADA-ESQUE PLANET WITH TWO BLUE SUNS,LARGE ART-DECO CITY and MOTHERFUCKING MISSILE BLIMPS as a decoration.
And finally,some cameramen to videotape this shit. Aaaaawesoooome.