The last videogame character you played as is trying to kill you

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Sean Hollyman

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And the one you played as before that, is defending you.

How does it go down?



My Dark Souls 2 character is defending me against James Sunderland with a wooden plank... I think I'll live.
 

Liquidprid3

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So I'm gonna have Link from Link Between Worlds after me, and my Dark Souls warrior will be defending me. Should be interesting, I'm honestly not sure who will win.
 

thesilentman

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Rome is trying to kill me, apparently. I guess I angered them a bit too much while I went to war.

FOR THE GLORY OF AFRICA!

Civ 5, if it doesn't make sense to some of you guys.
 

LaoJim

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Dang, looked at this thread at exactly the wrong time. Unfortunately I was playing random old Sega games last night.

So lemme see according to the rules I am being attacked by whoever the chick with the flame-thrower in Alien Storm is, and am being defended by Tails, from Sonic the Hedgehog 3. The end result...char-grilled fox.

Annoying since I've been playing Arkham City all week switching between Batman and Catwoman. That would work out okay for me, no-one I'd rather have defending me that the freaking Batman, and if he was attacking me, at least he has a strict no killing policy...
 

Strain42

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The Avengers are trying to kill me while Godzilla is trying to protect me...

...this sounds like a pretty awesome turn of events.
 

Prime_Hunter_H01

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So I will have the Wonderful 100 defending me against the party in Bravely Default. Thought if the killer character's effectiveness is based on how well I played them, and she same with the defending character... I may have a 50/50 chance, because I have been kicking ass in Bravely Default but even thought I have gotten Golds and Platinums in Wonderful 101 I am barely in to the game so that says nothing. I hope numbers can overwhelm them. Hmm...
 

GreyNicor

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Stickman from one finger death punch is defending me from Steve (minecraft), I should be fine until Steve he realizes the stick figure cant move and can only attack 2 sides.
 

Sniper Team 4

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So, um, Aimee is trying to defend me from herself I guess...?

My character from Dark Souls is trying to kill me, while Dark Souls II character is defending me. Since I named them the same, made them the same class, and in my mind they are the same person, I guess I'm going with the whole time distortion thing.
 

Racecarlock

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I'm being attacked by an air hockey paddle and defended by a Ford GT from the fast and furious tokyo drift arcade game.

I was playing at a movie theatre arcade before seeing captain america the winter soldier.
 

Colour Scientist

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Maya from Borderlands 2 is trying to kill me and Mordecai from Borderlands is defending me.

Not the most varied combination, I'll admit.

Still, I'm probably toast, good luck Mordecai.
 

Elfgore

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Well this poor bastard is trying to kill me.



And the person defending me is Batman. Poor bastard doesn't stand a chance. I actually feel pity for him.
 

bfure1

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Well it seems that Matthew Oldham my RTTS Miami Marlins second baseman is attacking me and my defence is the Parramatta Eels I can live with this
 

Shoggoth2588

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Alright, the female trainer from Pokemon Sapphire (who I cleverly named Saphire due to character limitations) is trying to kill me! Her party is made up of level 44 - 48 Flygon, Lairon, Grovyl, Sharpedo, Hariyama and, Kirila...I feel like I got a couple of those Pokemon names wrong...It's alright though, because Super Mario is here to help me out! He's equipped with a Cat's Bell and, Fire Flower to help him out as I run the fuck away!
 

Autumnflame

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A zombie survivor is trying to kill me.

and femshep is protecting me. and since she never travels alone. liara and tali are here too

im safe. giggity
 

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Suffice to say that my last game was another run of Knights of the Old Republic...I'm pretty much in trouble no matter what I was playing before (And somehow I don't think Wildstar characters can compete with that much raw power)
 

Gizmo1990

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Well I have been playing some older games this last week so from Dawn of War Dark Crusade I have the entire Blood Raven Space Marine chapter trying to kill me.

Normally I would be worried but from Marvel Ultimate Alliance I have Iron Man, Doctor Strange, Mr Fantastic and Thor protecting so I have no problems. Hell Doctor Strange could take on the chapter solo.
 

Lev The Red

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My melee/unarmed New Vegas character is trying to kill me, but he has to get through Capt. Titus of the Ultramarines to do it. I think I'll be fine.
 

Hawk of Battle

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I guess tehnically some nameless Planeswalker from MTG is trying to kill me and defending me is... Booker De Witt?

Yeah, my money's on the Planeswalker. Unless Booker has Elizabeth with him and they can hide me away in another dimension somewhere, but that's probably just gona slow down the inevitable.
 

Story

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My god, I don't stand a chance.
He will hack me to pieces!

This is who I have defending me.

...I still can't see myself surviving.