The last videogame character you played as is trying to kill you

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ToxicPiranah

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I'm being attacked by the/a Support class soldier from BF4 and my defender is my Spartan 4 from Halo 4. Yeah, I'm well and truly safe.
 

Ten Foot Bunny

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My punk-ass hero from Fable Anniversary thinks he's hot shit. He's got every stat and spell maxed out, and he's armed with Skorm's Bow and a fully augmented Solus Greatsword.

I'm defended by Guybrush Threepwood, his insults, his fabulous pantaloons, and a bottle of refreshing voodoo root beer.

We got this. ;)
 

chozo_hybrid

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Nokturos said:
chozo_hybrid said:
So Batman from Arkham City is hunting me down, and I'm being defended by Batman from Arkham Origins... Interesting, I'm not sure if I'm screwed.
You're absolutely fucked, sir. Your defender will get stuck in a wall while his older self beats you to a pulp.
If we're going by the game of it I have played, the only issue I have had is not being able to finish the Worst Nightmare track on his progress thingy for some reason, it wouldn't let me. But none the less, you made me chuckle.

The have the pulp be beaten out of me by Kevin Conroy Batman, what an honor!
 

bluerocker

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James Sunderland from a New Game + is trying to kill me while Dart from Legend of Dragoon is trying to save me...

Well, James has all his guns and a chainsaw, as well as a butt load of healing items, while Dart can turn into a glowing magic dragon warrior dude. Provided Dart does said glowy magical warrior thing first, I think I'm good.
 

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The protagonist of Persona 4 is trying to murder me, but luckily I have the protagonist of Fire Emblem Awakening defending me. Both of them use magic, but the FEA character is a trained warrior and master tactician and, based on where I am in the respective games, she is going to utterly destroy him.

'Sides, I reckon I could take him in a straight fight, no Personas ;D
 
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I am protected by my Kajiit(Lion) warrior K'Jhar Blackmane, a character I played as in Skyrim, while being hunted by the mythic Brink Warrior, Jantra, another character that I played as in Dark Souls 2.

Funny thing, from the little story I have that I pulled the characters from, Jantra actually has K'Jhar's body[footnote]I gave it armor completely covering it's body in DS2 so I could imagine that it's a lion wearing the armor[/footnote], but has the added benefit of hundreds of minds controlling it. This happened when K'Jhar killed Jantra's previous body, which is how Jantra is immortal.

Jantra's many minds means that it has complete mastery over any body it possesses, so Jantra is far superior in both magic and melee combat.

I think I'm screwed.
 

Barbas

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Not only does this fellow have the powers of a wraith at his disposal, he's also violent beyond belief. He's like ISIS hired hedge wizards. I may have to lay some sort of devious trap involving lots and lots of explosive grog barrels and uncontrollable graugs.

I reeeally don't think Claptrap's going to me much use here. :<
 

Drake the Dragonheart

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X-com from Terror from the Deep is trying to kill me, while X-com from UFO defense is protecting me.

My level 40 Dwarf Cleric in Neverwinter is trying to kill me while I am being defended by a my level 31 Half-Orc shield fighter. I might be in some trouble here.
 

FPLOON

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So, a LV 51 Sora is trying to kill me and Pokemon trainer Joseph is here to defend me with his LV 30 Pokemon...

Well, since all Sora can do is fight using the heart of the cards, I'm sure Joseph has this down in the bag hardcore style...
 

Barbas

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Bloody vet-3 rifleman squad with flame-throwers, BARs and grenades! I should never have gone to the marginal effort of equipping you properly!
 
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I am under attack by the guy from Persona 4, whatever his canon name is. I can't imagine why, as I am undoubtedly bigger and stronger than him. In fact, he hasn't even awakened his persona yet, and in a fight without his personas I'm sure I could take him easily. Plus I have Pola, my elf circle mage defending me, which is great because she specializes in defensive spells, like healing and paralysis. So this isn't even a fair fight.
 

FPLOON

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Data Sora's trying to kill me? Well, in that case...
<color=white>ctrl alt delete
 

Ten Foot Bunny

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The boring, stale protagonist from Shadow of Mordor thinks he can beat me, but I've got Nisha the Lawbringer from Borderlands Pre-Sequel on my side.

Two words: Quick Draw
 

Mr.Mage

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So Talion is trying kill me while my knight enchanter inquisitor defends. Hmm me thinks popcorn is needed while two spirit blades fly.
 

FliedLiverAttack

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Red from Transistor is trying to kill me while Jebediah Kerman the kerbalnaut is trying to save my life.

So I'm either A killed by Red on purpose or B killed by Jebediah Kerman by accident.
 

Barbas

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It's the Inquisitor versus Eisenhower's Army. I think the Inquisitor could give a pretty good account of herself, but no one elf could withstand the rolling thunder of Priests and Shermans! Alas, alack, I am thoroughly f**ked!
 

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Sora's trying to kill me (again), but Riku's defending me this time...

I... don't know if I should fell safe or confused...
 

El Cazador

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My Dark Souls 2 character (A swordsman) wants to kill me but Kenshi (MKKE) is defending me. I don't know who is going to win.
 

Lambi

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Vulpix (Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky) is trying to kill me, presumably with adorableness, but Maya (Borderlands 2) defends me with her Phaselock ability.

While I am glad to not be dead, killing Vulpix is too cruel!