The last videogame character you played as is trying to kill you

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Drake the Dragonheart

The All-American Dragon.
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so my Khajiit thief Kitty Softpaws is after me, and my defense is my Diablo 3 female wizard Anorwyn. I might be safe. She is a bad-ass and has the Tal Rasha's set.
 

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The squid kids want me dead... but, the Peggle Masters ain't having that shit!
 

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The Peggle Masters have me on their hit list... and only a group of squid kids can splat them...
 

Drake the Dragonheart

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So trying to kill me is my female crusader on Diablo 3, and defending me is Tal'Apsaras, my argonian on skyrim. good thing he just learned some new spells!
 

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So, the game CALENDULA is trying to kill me and it's up to [Cathryn] from Always Sometimes Monsters to defend me... Irony aside, I'm doomed and then some...
 

Extra-Ordinary

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Nathan Drake is defending me from DoomGuy.

Nate, your luck for avoiding death by the narrowest margin better kick in in a hurry.
 

FillerDmon

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I barely lucked the heck out. I'd been playing Overwatch and basically trying everyone, so I'll say that all 21 of them want me dead, rather than trying to remember the exact last one.

Why am I lucky? Because the last game I played before that was Smash Bros... and I was playing as Bayonetta. Pretty sure summoning Demon Kaiju and Witch Time means I don't have much to worry about.
 

Sonmi

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The Jewish King of Semien is trying to kill me, while the magnificent Empress of the Roman Empire is protecting me.

I think it's rather one-sided.
 

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The Peggle Institute's Night Division wants me dead, but the game CALENDULA is here to protect me... They're doomed...
 

Drake the Dragonheart

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S**t! I have my level 70 paragon 693 Demon Hunter Sylvanas hunting me, and protecting me is Shanoa from Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia. While Shanoa is awesome and a bad-ass, she is sorely outmatched against my Demon Hunter.
 

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The Squid Kids want me dead... but, can they splat the Peggle Masters? Either way, it's a "No Contest" affair...
 

Drake the Dragonheart

The All-American Dragon.
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so Diablo 3 hardcore level 20 wizard is trying to kill me, and i am being protected by my level 70 guardian fighter from Neverwinter. feeling pretty safe in this one.
 

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Oh no! The girls from HuniePop want me dead, but the dude from Hotline Miami is here to defend me... Talk about a unfair/brutal fight with little to no resets whatsoever!
 

Drake the Dragonheart

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Albus from Castlevania: Order of Eclessia is coming for me and stopping him is Shanoa from the same game. She has one huge advantage: she can equip items and use potions/food to restore her health, so I feel pretty safe.