The last way you died in a videogame is how you are going to die IRL

[SmegInThePants]

Died of old age, as a king no less, w/many children (from many wives) - game = crusader kings 2.

 

[Akibo15]

Well I just got done playing the shitty Kinect Star Wars game with my buddy. Hilarious to watch, but that means I'm ether going to be cleaved in half by Darth Vader, or have Boba Fett blast me full of holes with a blaster rifle. Which would be sweet, considering that's at least in the top 20 ways to day. Though with my shitty luck, I'd die during the dancing part of the game by plunging headlong into the carbonite bath's after dancing my ass off to Empire Today. Still painless though, so there's always that.

 

[mew4ever23]

Creepered. Yay.

 

[ejb626]

Losing a swordfight to a heavilly armored guard in AC2 because I was having trouble remembering the controls. That might be a bit painful.

 

[Spookimitsu]

I was repairing a tank, and I got shot by an attack chopper's rockets.


If I stay out of the "tank repair" business, I may very well live forever!

 

[GamerAddict7796]

Going crazy in New York with an automatic shotgun and being gunned down by a fat police man. Oh Yeah! Thanks TBoGT!

 

[Josh Hibbard]

On a Chinese battlefield during the Romance of the three Kingdoms. Surrounded by enemy officers as I'm in sight of their leader, after I had killed hundreds of my enemies and protected my army at every turn. What a glorious end if only I could have carried on a bit longer.

 

[Twyce]

Pushing blocks while being chased by a wedding dress wearing demon lady, WHO, just happens to have a knife. Oh, did I mention this will happen while I'm sleeping?

Awesome.

 

[Warped_Ghost]

Gunned down by a 13 year old.

Here lies warped ghost
Died the way he lived
Trolled

 

[MorganL4]

Okay, can we just please not have this thread for 6 months or so? Please? It is getting old. It shows up once maybe twice a month and I am bored to tears with seeing it on here.

But since I opted to post I might as well contribute, Creeper Explosion, if we ever get creepers IRL we will have some serious issues.

 

[TwiZtah]

I die becuase someone else dies, fucking escort missions.

 

[Theminimanx]

Chopped to death by a sawblade. Luckily I was playing super meat boy so it'll only take a split second.

 

[paislyabmj]

oh fuck i am going to have my head chainsawed of by a chainsaw wielding ,sack headed Spanish doctor alone in some dirty rotten basement.fuck you capcom.

 

[hoboman29]

Death by giant monster that sounds like fun at least its not the boring usual

 

[Ursus Buckler]

Being killed by a Marrill using Rollout on a Nuzlocke Run seems like a fairly decent way to go. I don't know about you guys, but I fancy my chances.

 

[DrOswald]

I will be hit direct on simultaneously by 2 artillery cannons, 4 flame throwers, and a hail of bullets from at least 16 machine guns and a sniper rifle. Overall, not a bad way to die.

Starcraft 2, the mission where you control Tosh. I accidentally got too close to a missile turret while in the middle of a group of enemies.

 

[Pegghead]

Got shot by a Chinese guy in Mafia 2. I imagine getting shot would be rather painful.

 

[CJanders]

I will die scoring the final point in an arena filled with red and blue Spartans holding hammers and swords.