The last way you died in a videogame is how you are going to die IRL

[StBishop]

I died in the DotA 2 beta. I dunno what I'm allowed to say, it's not exactly a secret how DotA works and there's promotional material about.

I died by being backstabbed by a ninja. He was fed as fuck and had insane attack speed.

It'd be quick I suppose. Painful though.

 

[AlwaystheUnlucky]

I will not die the way I lived. I will die in a medieval siege when I take a throwing axe to the face. My death will break the morale of my men, resulting in their deaths.

 

[thespyisdead]

i trapped myself in a jail cell in Legend of Grimrock... starvation it is

 

[Kuilui]

I'm going to be killed by Nemesis from RE3. Great...

 

[limberer]

beaten to death by a pack of angry krogan on virmire, standard...

 

[zefiris]

I fell of a moving train while fighting teleporting dudes with ku-klux-klan like hoods.

Sounds good to me.

 

[hermes]

Captured by Reaper destroyers because I was too greedy with my exploration...

Doesn't sound pretty...

 

[Summerstorm]

Blown up while driving a tank... ok, then. TANK-CAPTURING, YAY

 

[PureChaos]

hit by a magic spell that instantly saps all your life out of you...at least it would be quick

 

[Killertje]

My enemies collected more victory points than me and held them for 3 minutes. A slow and humiliating, but luckily painless death. Or if that doesn't count Annie-bot.

 

[Luap26]

REAPER DEATH BEAM FORM ME3! WOOT! thank god I didnt die in Skyrim sence I beat ME 3

 

[KrossBillNye]

Doing a Barrel roll in Microsoft Flight Simulator on the Steam.

If I have to die, I want to die doing a barrel roll in a airplane

 

[BigHairyMarty]

Smacked into the ground by a zombie or two thanks to my own carelessness, in the beautiful yet dangerous island of Banoi. I imagine it'll be fucking painful.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Shot, stabbed, gibbed, and burned by nine mercenaries, before finally being backstabbed for the killing blow. Well, look at it this way, at least I wasn't crushed by something, or fell into the hole that the bomb went into.

 

[Batou667]

Killed by my Silverback exploding as I attempt to to crawl clear of its wreckage, having blown several hundred aliens to death.

Sounds legit.

 

[Darren716]

I'm going to have a member of the the Cuban Army shoot mewith a gatling gun mounted to a huey while I'm trying to shoot him down.

 

[torshadow]

Soooooooo..... I get eaten by a giant bug, while manning a giant railgun, that's on a train, and is in the middle of the desert.

This is going to be interesting

 

[torshadow]

Soooooooo..... I get eaten by a giant bug, while manning a giant railgun, that's on a train, and is in the middle of the desert.

This is going to be interesting

EDIT: whoops double post sorry

 

[Voltano]

Probably from a thug with a stick in the future. Or maybe I'd grow a pot-belly, red beard, have an itchy trigger finger to shoot rabbits, get possessed by a non-corporeal girl, then die from spikes in a mine shaft.