The last way you died in a videogame is how you are going to die IRL

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AbstractStream

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I was charged at by a Brute while trying to revive a teammate.
I think that's a good way to go. I was trying to do something good.
 

webkilla

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So I'll get minigun'd by a heavy weapons guy from TF2

not a that bad way to die.
 

triggrhappy94

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Death by the turrets in the last boss fight in Deus Ex. After you know what to do, all the boss fights in that game are actually disapointingly easy, and I was playing as a hacking with stealth support pasifist. Until than though it was impossible.
Oh yeah so, I'm going to be shot to shit with little bits of me all over the place. Then what's left of my torso and body will be left to bleed to death while the bastard turret continues to shoot my barely living body.

Or getting stabbed to death by mutant in Rage, but I got revived so I don't think that counts.
So, I'm going to be stabbed to shit with disease covered broken bits of glass. I'll either be left to saccom to the diseases or I'll be eaten.
 

JayElleBee

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I jumped down an elevator shaft in Aion, thinking I could glide safely to the bottom but things didn't go as planned.

...This translates far to easily into the real world and now I'm uncomfortable.
 

Ickorus

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I fell in a pit of Lava.

There is no Lava nearby so if I just avoid going near any active volcanoes I shall be immortal.
 

Eomega123

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Shot in the face by an enemy sniper while trying to sell some guns. Out of all the deaths in TF2, that one's actually kind of plausible.
 

pilkman

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Burnt to death by the wall of fire in the last level of Braid, sounds badass.
 

Trivun

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So, I'm going to die by Jiralhanae? Huh. I can think of worse ways to go, if I take as many of them out with me as possible...

FOR REACH!!!!!
 

Hasido

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oh great, i get to fall about 120 meters and land in a pool of lava, so that all of my stuff melts and is therefore irretrievable


EDIT: oh no wait, i played tf2 most recently, and i don't know how i died, save that it was caused by lag spike. before that it was probably multiple self inflicted deaths via ulapool caber
 

Siris

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Stabbed with a shovel in RE5. Fan bloody fastic
 

LevROLL

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Oh, the deathclaws. So many deathclaws! Everywhere deathclaws...

At least it was an honorable death. On second thought, no it wasn't.
 

Danial

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Fell though the earth trying to climb trees in the jade Forrest on my paladin.

Well, at least i get to see pseudoChina
 

LeQuack_Is_Back

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Getting caught inside an Armored Core as it violently explodes from the inside out. Ooh, that's gonna hurt.
 

Daget Sparrow

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...sprayed with "godIdon'twanttoknow" juice by the Lying Figures in Silent Hill 2.

More disgusting than painful I hope...
 

bliebblob

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game: heroes of might and magic 3

Death: as a general in the field. In a glorious defence against an unexpectedly large counterattack. On their own battlements we stood, in a stronghold we ourselves conquered only a day ago. I spurred on my men as we fought tooth to nail against hydras, gorgons, and other vile beasts. Alas, their numbers are overwhelming and I soon found myself amongst the last of the living. And I my final moments I could not help but wonder... When did I last save?

Painfulness: conveniently, heroes never seem to die in this game. They either flee the battle or are captured. Apparently, beast armies are surprisingly civil towards prisoners of war.
 

Psymon138

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I was stabbed with a giant knife by a huge wedding dress wearing zombie thing chasing me up a tower of icy blocks.

If nothing else, my death will be interesting.