game: heroes of might and magic 3
Death: as a general in the field. In a glorious defence against an unexpectedly large counterattack. On their own battlements we stood, in a stronghold we ourselves conquered only a day ago. I spurred on my men as we fought tooth to nail against hydras, gorgons, and other vile beasts. Alas, their numbers are overwhelming and I soon found myself amongst the last of the living. And I my final moments I could not help but wonder... When did I last save?
Painfulness: conveniently, heroes never seem to die in this game. They either flee the battle or are captured. Apparently, beast armies are surprisingly civil towards prisoners of war.