The last way you died in a videogame is how you are going to die IRL

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Akytalusia

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... i lost to the lilith/lilim fight in MGQ2, so i guess i'm rape-harvested by legendary succubus twins for the rest of my life until i die of old age...
i can think of worse ways to go...

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hard pressed to think of better ways to go though... >.>
 

Tallim

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This is exactly why you shouldn't drink random unidentified liquids in dank dungeons......
 
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I will fall off my horse and die during the final charge in a glorious but out numbered battle fighting the Turks. It was good to be Byzantine Emperor for awhile, but all good things come to an end.
 

Scarim Coral

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I somehow catapulted by a giant slingshot and toward a explosive. I can guess I won't feel anything during the impact.
 

Nieroshai

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I just got eaten by that tentacle thing locked away by the sacrificial dagger in Silent Hill 1. I forgot to put the ring on the chains... knowing what I did wrong in this puzzle, would I still be fated to die in that exact manner?
 

MartianWarMachine

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So I'm going to be ripped apart by a Chaos Dreadnought? Hopefully I'll take out a few heretics while I'm at it...
 

Dr. Dice Lord

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I'm going to wake up in a transport helicopter flying towards an enemy anti-air emplacement for no discernible reason. Then we start taking fire and are radar-locked, as the pilot dies in his seat I'll bail out, calling for the other hapless passengers to do the same. I'll watch in horror from my 'chute as they all fall, seemingly unconcerned, to their fiery deaths. Then I'll be turned into Swiss-cheese by the triple-A before I can safely land.
 

Fiad

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The /kill command on Minecraft. A fellow admin used it on me. So I will just sort of die I guess...
 

-Dragmire-

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Ummm... ME2.

Took Morinth's offer...

I can't tell if the real life equivalent is STDs or murdered by your lover...
 

greasedweasel

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Beaten to death with a giant hammer by a faceless soldier of a dystopian future government / alien world domination conspiracy. But at least I'll do a wicked slow-mo flip before my corpse hits the ground.

(Beyond Good & Evil)