The last way you died in a videogame is how you are going to die IRL

[JLML]

Well, isn't this a great time to have played Sins of a Solar Empire a lot lately..? Well, I guess I die from lasers, nukes and other scary weapons mounted on ships the size of.. Something fucking big, that's what. D:

 

[German Borbon]

exploding into meat in poacher...


ouch

 

[demoman_chaos]

Shot by some nazis who appeared from nowhere as I was trying to figure out why my allies didn't want to come inside the house I just cleared on the first mission of BIA: Hell's Highway.

There are no Nazis around here with MP40's, so I think I am safe. Then again, I thought I was safe until those ninja Nazis plugged me full of holes.

 

[Techsmart07]

smashed into a wall by a giant, mechanical anthropomorphic bull because I missed a jump.
Megaman X3
rather painful, especially if I am not taken out right away.

 

[Jimbo Slice]

Died by saving the universe from the reapers.
Although, I might be indoctrinated...

 

[Yegargeburble]

I get exploded by a flying demon hand of doom.

...thanks, Eversion.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

So death by being impaled by spikes in a box while fighting mythical critters.

Gotta love the deaths in God of War III, at least I died in a glorious battle!

 

[johnnnny guitar]

Getting killed by a deathclaw........ well I'm fucked

 

[Voulan]

I'll end up sliced to death by rapidly spinning blades while desperately trying to swim against a current in an old sewer network. How lovely.

This was from Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines.

 

[Talannas]

Being hit in the head with a pickaxe and falling backwards into a ravine filled
with molten rock. I the pickaxe is gonna be worse.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

I think I was either shot or clubbed to death by a Russian conscript in Stalingrad.
Pretty tame compared to some people, but not pleasant.

 

[azukar]

Stuck in a torrent of oil flowing from a pipe, which I strongly suspect is a bug because I'm unable to move.

...Yeah that sounds pretty damn horrifying. Thanks, Poacher.

 

[Laser Priest]

I'm going to be slashed and kicked off a cliff by a Black Knight.

Well, at least the thing killing me looks cool.

 

[Micromyni]

It'll be like being struck by lightning until I die. Eugh. I'm gonna be killed by a giant nine-tailed fox with a lightning sword.

 

[lacktheknack]

I died of old age.

Wow. Playing Myst paid off.

 

[someonehairy-ish]

Murdered by a bunch of sadistic evil dark eldar. At least they didn't take me alive.

Or if RTS games don't count then I'm fairly sure I was last killed by bizarre water - glitch thing in Skyrim. I landed in water and the screen spazzed out then booom, no life. Its been happening every time I go in water since the most recent update >.>

 

[waj9876]

Uh...My Sim died in a puddle of his own urine after having sex with every single one of his roommates...3 girls and 2 guys. If I am to die like this...I have no idea how I'd feel. Bad way to go, and I'd be a complete scum bag for cheating on people...But I would have just had sex with five different people all in the same day...

I'm very conflicted on how I feel about this...

 

[Reaper69lol]

Cool, I am going to get killed by a crit sticky. Greaaaaat.

 

[Pyramid Head]

Wait, i'm calling bullshit! Last time i died in a game was Red Dead Redemption when Marston fell into water and spontaneously died. I can swim though. Very well, i might add. What, do i spontaneously turn water soluble?

 

[metal mustache]

I shall be torn asunder by a bunny.
Man I suck at that game.