The last way you died in a videogame is how you are going to die IRL

[w00tage]

...I'm going to die because of crappy AI causing my artificial companions to go Leroy Jenkins - after I specifically told them "get your butts back here and form a battle line" - on a bunch of robotic enemies, which massacred them and then hacked me to bits in 5-6 swings?


... actually, given the way things are going, that doesn't seem all that farfetched in 20 years or so.

 

[w00tage]

Recieved only crackly orders over my heavily damaged communications array but i had bigger problems the heavy fighter on my back had acquired missile lock and i was burning countermeasures fast. I got a stroke of luck as I flew past a friendly frigate, it turning it's laser canons to my pursuer, this gave me time to pull a loop the loop an turn all my guns to the fighter rear shields. Unfortunately the message I missed was warning me of a incoming cruiser and its main guns torn me to pieces as I was between it and the frigate.

...ok I need to know what game this is

 

[Nothing Tra La La]

Eviscerated by a Banshee? Fffffffuuuuuuuuu-
Not exactly the last Asari I ever want to see.

 

[stewiethe1st]

(Mass Effect)
Shields lost after fist's turrets shot me.
I then proceed to hide behind a wall
Then a krogan leisurely charges into me and back into the turret's path.
Yowch. Shot, smashed then shot some more.
At least I'll die in an alien strip club and have some cool biotics too.

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

Eaten by giant wooden sharks!?!? DAMN YOU LITTLE BIG PLANET! CURSE YOU SHARK SURVIVAL!!!

 

[EvilMaggot]

getting killed 5 times in a row by Baal in diablo 2... yey...

 

[tipp6353]

Bayoneted in the stomach and bleeding to death cause I don't have a bandage...thanks Forgotten Hope 2.

 

[edgecult]

Well darned all.. i'm going to get shot to death in friendly fire in... SPPPAAACCCEEE! well at least I'll make it to space in my own ship before I die..

 

[Saviordd1]

Stormcloak sword to the back.

Not looking forward to that one.

 

[edgecult]

So the Fleshpound sodomizes me? Joy...

that's not a fun way to go at all.. closed casket affair...

 

[Ethan Asia]

I fell into a pile of deadly goo.

At least the co-op bots seem to die fairly quickly from it.

 

[Solo-Wing]

Shoot many robots
I will die because I couldn't punch all the bullets
Seems pretty awesome though considering how slow the bullets move It'll probably take a lot of bullets and it'll be a pretty painful and slow death, like getting beaten to death with a spoon...

Oh god I can't believe you just referenced the spoon demon.

It is called the Ginosagi. And yes. being hit by a spoon for years on end would be pretty bad.

 

[Zantos]

I'll be getting fucked over by a bunch of Necrons. I'd prefer sexed to death by Slaneesh cultists, but I guess the Emperor doesn't take requests. I wonder if Slaneesh does... This is how heresy happens.

 

[Patathatapon]

I died by falling of the cliff in Bastion after the calamity. I should probably watch my step...

 

[The Wykydtron]

Does getting K.O'd in a fighting game count? So it's either getting sliced to pieces by Valentine from Skullgirls or getting shot off a roof by those damn snipers in Anor Londo in Dark Souls. You know the ones if you ever got that far.

Y'know how people go on about how every death in the game is "fair?" (debatable in my opinion but whatevs.) Well those snipers take the concept of fairness, lob it into a skip and take a piss on it! Then stab it in the face! I know why I died and that's because the enemy placement is bullshit!

 

[phyrexian]

That means I'll die trying to save my boyfriend from a swarm of zombies. That's slightly badass.

 

[Ninjat_126]

Resident Evil 5. Hacked to pieces by crazed zombie-things.

Before that, shot up by radical pro-humanists in Deus Ex:HR.

Before that... Geth pulse rifles and rockets by the thousand.