The last way you died in a videogame is how you are going to die IRL

[MetalMagpie]

Car crash in Burnout. Could be worse, I suppose.

 

[chaosbedlam]

great so im going to be swarmed by giant spiders! not my idea of a pleasant death...

 

[JackWestJr]

Travelling at 1845km/h in an anti-gravity craft? Fuck. Yes.

 

[Offworlder_v1legacy]

Do Thresher Maws hurt much?

 

[Poetic Nova]

So i gett my ass handed by a couple of people with a Bastard Gun?

 

[Detective Prince]

Pummelled to death by a mutant while I run repeatedly into a wall for 10 seconds while being pummelled...Damn.

 

[Rai^3]

I...

I was just playing Dead Space.

;_;

 

[ImperialSunlight]

I was torn apart by... "devourers"? (I think that's what they're called) in the trial for Guild Wars. Essentially giant scorpion monsters.

Not a pleasant way to die, though I was resurrected...

 

[Lt._nefarious]

I'm gonna get sprayed in the face with acid, kicked in the back of the head with a pointy plastic foot and as I try and escape a bed-frame monster (the abstract daddy) is going to do what appears to be mate with my head 'till I die?!

If only Jaaaaaames Sunderland wasn't so dim, I only would've only been cleaved in two...

 

[Alleged Despair]

I got punched by Saxton Hale. Oh boy thats gonna hurt

 

[tellytoy]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo...... *BOOM*.
Platforming.

 

[The Shade]

A red zapper is going to smoke me while I'm joy-riding in a jet pack.

Ah, well... I made it over a kilometre with the thing!

 

[monkey_man]

stick run, a facebook game. bumped my head on a crate. that's goddamn embarrassing >_<
or a "real"game, I got exploded as pyro by a soldier., so it'd be a rocket, TO THE FACE!

 

[Danzavare]

Everything is going to be really still for a long time, then I'm going to drop to the floor. It looked relatively painless. *Sigh* A bad internet connection killed me in Guild Wars.

 

[F-I-D-O]

I slide off a broken level of a construction site, with very little stamina, and most likely fell to my death.
At least I have soda and two bottles of water.
I imagine falling 6 stories could be a bit painful, hopefully I can catch something, but I'm about to become a post-apocalyptic stain on the sidewalk.
I like I am Alive, it can just be a real ***** sometimes. Plus, I used all my pitons, so I'm screwed when I go back.
Yay for resource management.

 

[Hookman]

Shot to absolute shit by a turret in Deus Ex: HR.
I'm gonna tick the box marked "Painful".

 

[OutofMind634]

Gunned down the second I'm about to toss a grenade at a propaganda trailer? So hardcore.

 

[tacotrainwreck]

NEVER go toe-to-toe with an ogre in Grimrock. It won't go so well for you.

 

[nuba km]

well I will fall 3000 ft before getting sucker punched by a flaming bat and then land in a pit of lava.