The last way you died in a videogame is how you are going to die IRL

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PurpleTartan

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Oh great, Creepers are now real and we have surface lava pits... My death is going to hurt so bad. D:

Thanks Minecraft... :'( lol
 

Triforceformer

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Getting my head slammed against a spiked stool by an overweight clone of a pro wrestler who is wearing battle armor.
 

liger03

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Being beaten to death by a giant, buff mole with a drill-shaped snout. God dammit, Dungeons of Dredmor.
 

Amaury_games

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LOL! A laser cast by a mage will strike me from space, unless I get my hands on some amulet that cancels spells targetted at me. I'll be on the news!
 

tombman888

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Spinfuser to the face while travelling at 200 Kilometers per hour, and having my body parts exploded across the vast surrounding distance.... ouch.

(Tribes Ascend)
 

TheKruzdawg

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I'm going to be stabbed/slashed/beaten/impaled by arrows thanks to a horde of Draugrs. It looked incredibly painful, especially being impaled and lifted up on the greatsword of the leader. I really really hope I bleed out quickly so the horrible pain of my death doesn't last.
 

LiberalSquirrel

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Depending on which theory you subscribe to... I was either killed by deciding to kill a hell of a lot of mechanical things... or I was killed by a Banshee stabbing me when I wasn't paying attention to my surroundings. You choose.
 

CruisingForBiddies

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I am going to be picked up by a large zombie with a huge arm and be smushed against the ground repeatedly till dead while my gormless companions do nothing to save me... What a nice way to go.
 

Jynthor

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I'm going to get poisoned by huge walking mushroom monsters.
(Legend of Grimrock)
Not looking forward to it.
 

poodlenoodles

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i'm gonna be walking across a bridge when j'zargo comes running out of nowhere with his sheild up and sends me flying off into the giant watterfall beneath me..... it will be hilarious and you will all wish that i was able to catch it on video