The last weapon you used shall now be used to perform your colonoscopy

[demoman_chaos]

An Armored Core..... If it is very tiny it won't be a problem really. Twould be able to destroy all the bad things lurking on my insides with great ease. Hopefully it doesn't use grenades
It would be the perfect cure for AIDS, fight a white blood cell attacking virus with a mech.

 

[Khallios]

Aw Jeez... A dual ended light saber in KotOR... I might feel a slight stinging sensation...

 

[DirtyMagic]

Just consider yourself lucky that you weren't using Huang Gai's Anchor club.

I honestly can't think of any gradations of "lucky" when there's already a massive sword up your ass.

 

[Aurgelmir]

I started this topic a few months ago but it quickly drifted away into nothing so I though"Hey why not try again."

So escapists, pretty straight forward. The last weapon you used in a video game will now be fitted with a camera and used by your doctor to perform your next colonoscopy. So how bad do you have it?

The last weapon I used was the longbow in Dragon Age Origins......I guess i'll be walking out of there.....BOW LEGGED........get it? Yeah.

mmmm Hydralisk up the bum

 

[sageoftruth]

The last game I played was Persona 3. Do I do it with one of my personas, or do I have to use the pistol-lookalike that I use to summon them instead?
I have an idea. (Points pistol at behind and yells "PERSONA!")

 

[darthotaku]

Samus Aran's arm cannon. not the worst thing that could have happened. especially if Samus is the one operating it.

 

[kickyourass]

I really wish I hadn't visited this site right after playing the Medieval 2 Teutonic campaign, now I have to take roughly 300 Burgher Pikeman, 250 Prussian archers, and 120 Christ Knights (complete with warhorses). This is SO going to suck.

 

[Aurora Firestorm]

Concussion grenade, Deus Ex. Not sure there will be much left of me after that, if it goes off. Otherwise, quite uncomfortable but nowhere near as dire as most of the things already listed here.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

Video Game: Auto Axe from Fallout 3. (The Unique one, called "Man Opener.")

Oddly appropriate, when you think about it.

 

[mionic]

the portal gun... Well, at least i did not look directly at the operational end...
EDIT: oh, right it does not count as a weapon, how pleasant, clouds sword then...

 

[similar.squirrel]

Er.. The last combat I engaged in was fisticuffs in Mirror's Edge.

 

[B2kCyclops]

I just played Minesweeper...

 

[ott615]

A tommy gun...

 

[Wintermoot]

a AER9 Laser Rifle.
ouch!
atleast I didnt use a flamer!

 

[cognitively_deprived]

is that hitman blood money?
I could be completely wrong here

 

[AMAZED]

I used biotics... could be worse

 

[cognitively_deprived]

ermm...sedative syringe in hitman blood money, that should be ok then

 

[imnot]

A knife form tf2, Not the worse, but, dam!