The Least Pleasant Food Combinations You've Had And Other Food Disasters

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Twintix

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A few months ago, around the middle of May, I was on my way to the bus stop after school. I needed to buy some supplies for baking, since I work in a kiosk whenever the local soccer team is playing, so I walked through the local mall. I went past a candy store where I sometimes buy chocolate, and I noticed some unusual ice cream flavors.

One of them was popcorn. The other was Red Bull.

My curiosity piqued, I decided to buy a cone of Red Bull and popcorn ice cream. I paid, sat down and tasted.

My verdict on the popcorn? Don't.

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.

It tasted like wet cardboard. The caramel around them and the vanilla ice cream couldn't save it. It was fucking awful.

The verdict on the Red Bull? Weird.

The texture was like a mix of ice cream and sorbet. Nothing to really comment on taste-wise: It was Red Bull with vanilla.

So, with this experience in mind, tell me: Which are some of the foulest food combinations you've tried? Alternately, tell me about some of your failed food experiments.

I remember when I was younger and tried to make a rice omelet. I figured that since omelet rice was fried rice wrapped in an egg sheet, rice omelet must be an omelet with rice mixed into it. It never occured to me that they were just two different names for the same food.

I fried some mince meat and boiled some rice. Then, I mixed it with some beaten egg. What I didn't count on was that the rice would soak up all that egg and turn into a giant mass of what looked like cat vomit. I tried frying it. It didn't improve anything. I tried eating it. It was disgusting. My lunch was ruined, but it didn't matter since I wasn't hungry anymore.

So, tell me your stories!

(Ice cream epilouge: Since my body can't really handle energy drinks, since I rarely drink them, my stomach hated me for the rest of the afternoon.)
 

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Obviously, these things would taste great if I combined them in a sandwich.

 

Rabbitboy

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Spaghetti with licorice. The only other option I could pick at the time was spaghetti with spinnage.
 

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not me but my sister liked to have toast with nutella and wotsits (similar to cheetos). i never worked up the nerve to try it myself.
 

LaoJim

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A great one happened to me last week. My wife is Chinese and its her first year in England (after living together for 7 years in China). Anyway we discovered the other week she loves Indian food. So after going to a restaurant we bought a bottle of Rogan Josh sauce from the supermarket to see if she also liked the instant kind.

Anyway the other day I'm sitting on the sofa playing games and she's cooking a chicken soup. Turns out we'd run out of sugar to I suggested just adding a dash of the rum that's been sitting in the cupboard for the past year.

I think you see where this is going. Turns out she'd also added the remains of the Rogan Josh sauce just for a bit of flavour...

No, it wasn't one of those surprising combinations that actually work.
 

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Short story: Oysters are NOT worth the risk.

Long story:
During my first year at Uni, I was helping arrange a job fair. It was a fairly large thing with 20 of the biggest oil business companies in Europe, and some other companies. We even got the European Space Agency to attend. The event went successfully, and in the evening, we the arrangers invited all the company representatives for a formal dinner at a fairly nice place. Definitely nicer than anything I had tried before (or have since). Strictly suit/dress dress code, 5-course meal with the tiniest little appetizers I have seen.

When the fourth course came out, it was some kind of seafood deal. I don't remember exactly what was served, but it incorporated raw oysters in some way. I was a little hesitant, as I had never tried it before and wasn't a big fan of seafood, but I thought "First time for everything" and gobbled one down. Tasted like ocean water and had the consistency of snot, 1/10 would not gobble again.

So, I get home after the dinner and everything is fine. Go to bed, everything is fine. Wakes up in the middle of the night, everything is not so fine anymore. Run to the bathroom, pukes my guts out, pass out. Wakes up half an hour later, pukes out nothing but stomach acid but about ten minutes (I feel sorry for my flatmate, he slept right next to the bathroom and I was making some rather gutteral and nonhuman sounds...). Anyway, the cycle of me puking violently for about ten minutes before going to be again thinking "This was surely the last time..." and then waking up an hour later for more puking, went on all night. And apparently, the same thing had happened to every single person at the dinner who had tried the oysters.

Lesson: Oysters take like salty snot and may make you wish for the sweet embrace of death at 4 in the night.
 

TheRiddler

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I once mixed goldfish crackers and buttermilk.

In my defense, I woke up early enough that I couldn't understand what I was doing, and late enough that I knew I had to do it fast.
 

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I find myself almost constantly surrounded by people who seem to think Green Peppers are great and, go great with things like pizza, spaghetti and, sandwiches. Maybe I'm the deviant mind here but I've never liked green peppers. In fact I would go so far as to say including green peppers are to food what escort missions are to video games. At least in gaming you can sometimes murder the person you're escorting.

As for combinations that I thought might be good...nothing really comes to mind honestly. I've been blinded by my liquid-hot loathing of green peppers.
 

SmugFrog

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Wanted cereal and was out of milk.

I've tried cereal with Dr. Pepper and cereal with water... yeah just doesn't work.

Also, I recently had strawberry lemonade ice cream mixed with chocolate ice cream. It was an accident that they got mixed but it was horrible.
 

Someone Depressing

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Toothpaste, whipped cream, cola flavoured gum and bananas, and just kind of thrown together and chopped up, maybe heated in the microwave for a few seconds.

Fuck drunk me. Fuck him in his fucking face.
 

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Have you ever tried to drink a slushee/slurpee filled with [potato] chips of various flavors?

I have... and it was a day I threw up more than the time I was actually sick and needed to throw up...

And now, I feel sick just thinking about that particular day...
 

Hannabella Doe

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I thought I make a sandwich with the chicken and the noodle from chicken noodle soup, cheese, and ketchup. BIG MISTAKE! I have never tasted anything so nasty in my life, looking back I don't know why the hell I even thought it up.
 

Sea Sponge

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My wife decided to do a "healthy" pizza one night.

It had brussel sprouts, cauliflower, cheese, tomatoes and mushrooms.

She has since promised never to try and murder our taste buds again.
 

Random Argument Man

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I have not tasted it personally, but I've once seen a friend eat some brie while drinking some energy drink. I could smell it though?.It still gives me the creeps.
 

Twintix

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Sea Sponge said:
My wife decided to do a "healthy" pizza one night.

It had brussel sprouts, cauliflower, cheese, tomatoes and mushrooms.

She has since promised never to try and murder our taste buds again.
You know, I'll never understand why people insist on making "healthy" pizza. Like, a healthy pizza seems like defeating the purpose of pizza. You can make a healthier pizza, sure, but thoroughly healthy? The last thing I want when eating pizza is being healthy.

It's one of those things I eat so rarely that I don't want to think about eating healthy. I try to do that pretty much every other day.
 

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An alcohol related story.

Once upon a time several weeks ago, a few friends and myself (who were sober at this point) decided to create a brew, called "the hammer"

"because it will make you sickle" -.-

From what I remember, it was a mixture of the following (the proportions were random)
Jagermeister
vodka
cider
Stout beer

it tasted like drinking pure venom mixed with battery acid, not one of us could swallow a drop of it.

Why do I do these things to my self ;__; am I secretly self destructive and this is how it manifests?
 

Guy_of_wonder

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3 day old grilled shrimp mixed with pasta, alfredo sauce, mushroom, and bell pepper. it gave me crippling intestine pain the next day.