>Watch as sunglasses magically appear above you, floating down right in front of your eyes
>"Deal with it"
>Proceed to use timepowers to go before you broke the stick, after shitting in the spirit's cheerios.
> Go up to the spirit, say so long sucker, and then somehow you have a bionic arm that you charge at him using yellin BIONIC AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMM!!!!! which kills it.
>Put on sunglasses, cross your arms, and say "I did. the hero of Time, Mother fucker" And then toss a bomb behind you to make an explosion effect.
You killed THE SCARY ATTACKER. You also have BOMBS.
The VENGEFUL SPIRIT does not seem pleased...
Please note that it was not Meat who said deal with it, it is a common natural occurrence for the words "deal with it" to appear in given circumstances. Meat does not speak.
Who woulda thought I would be up at this TOTALLY REASONABLE HOUR of 3:46 AM to update.
> Alternatively, poke the VENGEFUL SPIRIT in the eyes with the half-sticks, showing that they are still effective.
You decide the best course of action is to convince it that the weapon is not defiled.
This is not working out so well, he does not seem very pleased.
Suddenly he seems fed up with your nonsense and advances the plot!
WHO WHAT HOW?! You are now a Doku Scrub
The good news is, you have a new pair of pants.
Sorry for suddenly railroading this to get plot going but I need a bit of it so we can get started with the fun stuff
Also I messed up the gif colours somewhere along the line, FYI it's an artistic direction I don't suck at making gifs.(FYI stands for fuck your interpretation)
> Spit a magical bubble in his eye. If lacking magical prowess, simply spit in his eye. This will be a good means of gauging your combat abilities in this new body.
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