THE lines from movies (everybody pitch in!)

[Timzilla]

What has now become a traditional internet insult:

 

[Frezzato]

I guess I'll just take the easiest one then.

 

[suitepee7]

ok, i've got to contribute here, not my favourite line from the film, but a classic

ENGLISH ************, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

Spoiler

"I kick arse for the Lord!" - Braindead

this, so many times this. every line out of his mouth is golden.

"stay back boy, this calls for divine intervention!"

Spoiler

 

[Vegosiux]

"Finding someone you think would be fun to kill is a bit like, well it's a bit like falling in love. You meet a lot of candidates, and you like some of them, and they're nice. But they're not right. And that special one comes along, and your heart beats faster, and you know that's the one."
~Earl Brooks, Mr. Brooks

 

[Shock and Awe]

I like the way you die boy.-Django Freeman

Spoiler

 

[Denny Crane]

Happy Rex Manning Day! - Empire Records.


I'm not going to jail for you or anybody man! - Wayne's World

 

[Little Woodsman]

Been having to use this one a lot lately....

"You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

 

[Total LOLige]

From the funniest film ever!

Spoiler: Its Frankensteen

 

[shogunblade]

"Right, we take Pete's car, run over to Mum's, Kill Phil (I'm so sorry, Phil!), Pick up Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over! How's that for a slice of Fried Gold?"

 

[twistedmic]

Here's my quote, see if you can name the movie- "I have two guns. One for each of you."

 

[debtcollector]

Spoiler: Skip to around 2:00 for maximum iconic

 

[RJ 17]

"I ain't got time to bleed"- Predator

Ninja'd...alright, time for my second choi--

I guess I'll just take the easiest one then.

....Ninja'd again...how about the thir--

What has now become a traditional internet insult:

Spoiler

>.> Well this is disheartening. Going for choice four---!

"Shut the FUCK Up Donnie!"

OH GOD DAMNIT!

Gotta love the quadruple ninja threads.

How about this one, then?

Spoiler: Brawndo's got what plants crave...

"Yeah, it's got electrolytes!"
My favorite thing about it is whenever someone says "It's got electrolytes" they always do that little motion with their hands.

 

[Sarge034]

While not my first choice I am quite frankly shocked and dismayed that this hasn't appeared yet...

Those I would have said first have been taken so I put forth this...

 

[Animyr]

Here's my quote, see if you can name the movie- "I have two guns. One for each of you."

Val Kilmer. Tombstone. I know that because I'm amazing.

What do I win?

 

[chozo_hybrid]

"One shall stand, one shall fall." The whole exchange between them really, frigging love this movie.

At 1:37 into the video.

 

[The_Darkness]

"My turn." - Serenity.

The point at which you learn that, as much as it's a bad idea to hurt River on Simon's watch, it is a far, far worse idea to hurt Simon on River's watch...

 

[lee1287]

There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society. Outside of a kennel anyway. I Can't remember the film, "the girls" Maybe?

 

[DishonoredElderSouls]

Both of Quint's speeches from Jaws. I know, I'm cheating...but really, these are too legendary to afford the risk of having one be shrugged off.

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