The List of People Going to Hell

[Prime_Hunter_H01]

Sweet all my heroes and interesting people are in Hell.
Thank you WBC, you have removed my fear of death,

 

[Dangit2019]

I saw this picture in an article (I don't know where it came from originally), so I thought I would play a fun game.

I'm going to ask all of you for fun whether or not you're going to hell and to list the reasons why? I doubt anyone on these forums will be able to go to heaven.

I'm going to hell for being a:
Rock n' Roller
Evolutionist

Post your results as such, and have fun!

Oh dear. It appears I'm having a 'some people make me embarassed that I'm a Christian' moment here. Well if I can be optimistic for one second, at least this person's blind, festering, hatred doesn't discriminate.

Same here, man. I'm a Southern Baptist myself, but it turns out that no one is safe.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

"Rock&Roller", technically Catholic, lukewarm, and that's all for that list. Funny how most of that list is other Christians.

 

[Hazy992]

Wish people would stop saying 'evolutionist' like it's a belief system. Evolution is a fact.

Anyway, bisexual, liberal atheist and I've blasphemed a few times. Not looking good for me is it?

 

[Clearing the Eye]

Catholics worship and revere Mary, mother of Jesus and God. This, to some hardliners, is them holding another in too high a regard, as God specifically told his people to worship none other than him.

Wait, there's people that actually believe that we worship Mary? Umm...we don't.

Catholics hold Mary in too high a regard, according to the strict rule of Christian faith. A large portion of Catholic faith is the praise of Mary for bearing Jesus and she appears as a symbol more in Catholicism than any other religion. Most every Catholic church has idols of Mary throughout, including statues, paintings, stained glass and nativity scenes.

Hail Mary

Theotokos Virgin, rejoice,
Mary full of grace,
the Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,
for thou hast borne Christ the Saviour,
the Deliverer of our souls.

Catholicism also holds the Pope in much too high esteem, with the faithful flocking from all over the world to see him. This, too, is idol worship. God wasn't fucking around when he said not to do that, lol.

 

[Thundero13]

I'm only going to hell because i'm homosexual
BO-RING! When I saw this thread I thought it was some silly mish-mash of character traits and i'd go to hell for being a guy that wears a watch on his right hand or something, that'd have been way more fun
*grumble grumble*
In other news, what exactly is an 'evolutionist'? I mean, I believe in the theory of evolution so does that count or do I need to go knock on peoples doors and talk about it too?

 

[Jacques Daniels]

Out of the 26 things on that list, I am, have been, or will be about 17 of them. Score!! Did I win??

Sooo happy/proud to be going to Hell! Such an awesome place judging by the company.

 

[thesilentman]

I'm going to hell for fantasizing about stuff I clearly shouldn't be.