The longest poem.

[Nouw]

Metal sliding over ice
Petal falling looks nice
Accompanied by many mice
Who have eaten all the rice.
Oh, what a vice!

Though in spite of such a tragedy
At least we still have the menagerie
Of which I'd make a parody
Starring the great Jack Dee.
Tee Hee!

My poetic lines are staying clean.
And yet, I'm still a poem machine.
This is above the normal mean.
Because, I'm winning like Charlie Sheen
And in many ways am just as lean
But I'm also as buff as Mr. Clean.

Mr. City police man sitting.
On a barstool, constantly hitting
His head on a wall so very fitting.
With two hands tied, doing his knitting.

 

[The Thinker]

Metal sliding over ice
Petal falling looks nice
Accompanied by many mice
Who have eaten all the rice.
Oh, what a vice!

Though in spite of such a tragedy
At least we still have the menagerie
Of which I'd make a parody
Starring the great Jack Dee.
Tee Hee!

My poetic lines are staying clean.
And yet, I'm still a poem machine.
This is above the normal mean.
Because, I'm winning like Charlie Sheen
And in many ways am just as lean
But I'm also as buff as Mr. Clean.

Mr. City police man sitting.
On a barstool, constantly hitting
His head on a wall so very fitting.
With two hands tied, doing his knitting.
Please don't in his drink be spitting.

 

[Jonluw]

Metal sliding over ice
Petal falling looks nice
Accompanied by many mice
Who have eaten all the rice.
Oh, what a vice!

Though in spite of such a tragedy
At least we still have the menagerie
Of which I'd make a parody
Starring the great Jack Dee.
Tee Hee!

My poetic lines are staying clean.
And yet, I'm still a poem machine.
This is above the normal mean.
Because, I'm winning like Charlie Sheen
And in many ways am just as lean
But I'm also as buff as Mr. Clean.

Mr. City police man sitting.
On a barstool, constantly hitting
His head on a wall so very fitting.
With two hands tied, doing his knitting.
Please don't in his drink be spitting.
Even if it is unwitting.

 

[The Thinker]

Metal sliding over ice
Petal falling looks nice
Accompanied by many mice
Who have eaten all the rice.
Oh, what a vice!

Though in spite of such a tragedy
At least we still have the menagerie
Of which I'd make a parody
Starring the great Jack Dee.
Tee Hee!

My poetic lines are staying clean.
And yet, I'm still a poem machine.
This is above the normal mean.
Because, I'm winning like Charlie Sheen
And in many ways am just as lean
But I'm also as buff as Mr. Clean.

Mr. City police man sitting.
On a barstool, constantly hitting
His head on a wall so very fitting.
With two hands tied, doing his knitting.
Please don't in his drink be spitting.
Even if it is unwitting.
Just kidding!

 

[Jonluw]

Metal sliding over ice
Petal falling looks nice
Accompanied by many mice
Who have eaten all the rice.
Oh, what a vice!

Though in spite of such a tragedy
At least we still have the menagerie
Of which I'd make a parody
Starring the great Jack Dee.
Tee Hee!

My poetic lines are staying clean.
And yet, I'm still a poem machine.
This is above the normal mean.
Because, I'm winning like Charlie Sheen
And in many ways am just as lean
But I'm also as buff as Mr. Clean.

Mr. City police man sitting.
On a barstool, constantly hitting
His head on a wall so very fitting.
With two hands tied, doing his knitting.
Please don't in his drink be spitting.
Even if it is unwitting.
Just kidding!

But even so, the day goes on

 

[The Thinker]

Spoiler: Previous stanzas.

Metal sliding over ice
Petal falling looks nice
Accompanied by many mice
Who have eaten all the rice.
Oh, what a vice!

Though in spite of such a tragedy
At least we still have the menagerie
Of which I'd make a parody
Starring the great Jack Dee.
Tee Hee!

My poetic lines are staying clean.
And yet, I'm still a poem machine.
This is above the normal mean.
Because, I'm winning like Charlie Sheen
And in many ways am just as lean
But I'm also as buff as Mr. Clean.

Mr. City police man sitting.
On a barstool, constantly hitting
His head on a wall so very fitting.
With two hands tied, doing his knitting.
Please don't in his drink be spitting.
Even if it is unwitting.
Just kidding!

But even so, the day goes on
I wish these kids would get off my lawn

 

[Dr.Susse]

Spoiler: Previous stanzas

Metal sliding over ice
Petal falling looks nice
Accompanied by many mice
Who have eaten all the rice.
Oh, what a vice!

Though in spite of such a tragedy
At least we still have the menagerie
Of which I'd make a parody
Starring the great Jack Dee.
Tee Hee!

My poetic lines are staying clean.
And yet, I'm still a poem machine.
This is above the normal mean.
Because, I'm winning like Charlie Sheen
And in many ways am just as lean
But I'm also as buff as Mr. Clean.

Mr. City police man sitting.
On a barstool, constantly hitting
His head on a wall so very fitting.
With two hands tied, doing his knitting.
Please don't in his drink be spitting.
Even if it is unwitting.
Just kidding!

But even so, the day goes on
I wish these kids would get off my lawn
At them now I shall throw corn

 

[The Thinker]

Spoiler: Previous stanzas

Metal sliding over ice
Petal falling looks nice
Accompanied by many mice
Who have eaten all the rice.
Oh, what a vice!

Though in spite of such a tragedy
At least we still have the menagerie
Of which I'd make a parody
Starring the great Jack Dee.
Tee Hee!

My poetic lines are staying clean.
And yet, I'm still a poem machine.
This is above the normal mean.
Because, I'm winning like Charlie Sheen
And in many ways am just as lean
But I'm also as buff as Mr. Clean.

Mr. City police man sitting.
On a barstool, constantly hitting
His head on a wall so very fitting.
With two hands tied, doing his knitting.
Please don't in his drink be spitting.
Even if it is unwitting.
Just kidding!

But even so, the day goes on
I wish these kids would get off my lawn
At them now I shall throw corn
As a new rhyme-scheme is born

 

[Timberwolf0924]

Spoiler: Previous stanzas

Metal sliding over ice
Petal falling looks nice
Accompanied by many mice
Who have eaten all the rice.
Oh, what a vice!

Though in spite of such a tragedy
At least we still have the menagerie
Of which I'd make a parody
Starring the great Jack Dee.
Tee Hee!

My poetic lines are staying clean.
And yet, I'm still a poem machine.
This is above the normal mean.
Because, I'm winning like Charlie Sheen
And in many ways am just as lean
But I'm also as buff as Mr. Clean.

Mr. City police man sitting.
On a barstool, constantly hitting
His head on a wall so very fitting.
With two hands tied, doing his knitting.
Please don't in his drink be spitting.
Even if it is unwitting.
Just kidding!

But even so, the day goes on
I wish these kids would get off my lawn
At them now I shall throw corn
As a new rhyme-scheme is born
I fail the topic, my heart is torn

 

[Jonluw]

Spoiler: Previous stanzas

Metal sliding over ice
Petal falling looks nice
Accompanied by many mice
Who have eaten all the rice.
Oh, what a vice!

Though in spite of such a tragedy
At least we still have the menagerie
Of which I'd make a parody
Starring the great Jack Dee.
Tee Hee!

My poetic lines are staying clean.
And yet, I'm still a poem machine.
This is above the normal mean.
Because, I'm winning like Charlie Sheen
And in many ways am just as lean
But I'm also as buff as Mr. Clean.

Mr. City police man sitting.
On a barstool, constantly hitting
His head on a wall so very fitting.
With two hands tied, doing his knitting.
Please don't in his drink be spitting.
Even if it is unwitting.
Just kidding!

But even so, the day goes on
I wish these kids would get off my lawn
At them now I shall throw corn
As a new rhyme-scheme is born
I fail the topic, my heart is torn
Dwell not on that, you may later mourn

 

[The Thinker]

Spoiler: Previous stanzas

Metal sliding over ice
Petal falling looks nice
Accompanied by many mice
Who have eaten all the rice.
Oh, what a vice!

Though in spite of such a tragedy
At least we still have the menagerie
Of which I'd make a parody
Starring the great Jack Dee.
Tee Hee!

My poetic lines are staying clean.
And yet, I'm still a poem machine.
This is above the normal mean.
Because, I'm winning like Charlie Sheen
And in many ways am just as lean
But I'm also as buff as Mr. Clean.

Mr. City police man sitting.
On a barstool, constantly hitting
His head on a wall so very fitting.
With two hands tied, doing his knitting.
Please don't in his drink be spitting.
Even if it is unwitting.
Just kidding!

But even so, the day goes on
I wish these kids would get off my lawn
At them now I shall throw corn
As a new rhyme-scheme is born
I fail the topic, my heart is torn
Dwell not on that, you may later mourn

But I tire of this fire.

 

[Timberwolf0924]

Spoiler: Previous stanzas

Metal sliding over ice
Petal falling looks nice
Accompanied by many mice
Who have eaten all the rice.
Oh, what a vice!

Though in spite of such a tragedy
At least we still have the menagerie
Of which I'd make a parody
Starring the great Jack Dee.
Tee Hee!

My poetic lines are staying clean.
And yet, I'm still a poem machine.
This is above the normal mean.
Because, I'm winning like Charlie Sheen
And in many ways am just as lean
But I'm also as buff as Mr. Clean.

Mr. City police man sitting.
On a barstool, constantly hitting
His head on a wall so very fitting.
With two hands tied, doing his knitting.
Please don't in his drink be spitting.
Even if it is unwitting.
Just kidding!

But even so, the day goes on
I wish these kids would get off my lawn
At them now I shall throw corn
As a new rhyme-scheme is born
I fail the topic, my heart is torn
Dwell not on that, you may later mourn

But I tire of this fire.
as the situation becomes dire

 

[The Thinker]

But I tire of this fire.
as the situation becomes dire
The next line of this is a liar

 

[Derek_the_Dodo]

But I tire of this fire.
as the situation becomes dire
The next line of this is a liar
I'm not wearing ladies attire