The loot you drop

[dalek sec]

+1000 Rads in the area for a week game time

I drop the prototype cylon

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+6,000,000,000 Death Toll
-100% HP
EDIT: +1 Lost Reference

I drop A MEDIC.

 

[Chicago Ted]

+5 health per second while alive

I drop a baby.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 YOU MONSTER.

I drop A GRUE.

 

[Chicago Ted]

+10 Sleep, -10 Health (I have no idea what they are supposed to be, just that they look like a mattress with fangs)

I drop a Pokeball.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Pokemon.

I drop an APERTURE SCIENCE HANDHELD PORTAL DEVICE.

 

[Chicago Ted]

-1 Cake

I drop a TV Remote which is lacking batteries.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+2 "Get off your fat ass and change the channels manually, fatass."
+ (lim(x -> 0) 1/x) whining

I drop A BLOCK OF CHEESE, A SPOON, and THE HALF-LIFE EPISODE 3 SOURCE CODE.

 

[Bynine]

-1 Hunger, + 1/2 Spork, + 5 Boredom.

I drop a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+2 FUCK YEAH
-2 Life

I drop AN ACE OF SPADES.

 

[Bynine]

+ 11 BlackJack Success.

I drop Cthulu and a lemon.

 

[dalek sec]

+1 unspeakable evil and a lemon

I drop a music video:

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Guy Not Watching It.

I drop my COMPUTING ASSIGNMENT.

 

[MeltedGeneral]

-50 lines of code

I drop my milkshakes.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+100% Boys in Your Yard
+Perk "Better Than Yours"

I drop NADA.

 

[dalek sec]

Effect: Massive annoyance at nothing being dropped

I drop a pokeball

 

[Heart of Darkness]

-1 Creativity
+1 Pokemon

I drop SOMETHING SHINY.

 

[UnusualStranger]

+5 OOOHHHHSSS!

I drop a back scratcher.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+3 Comfort
-Status "Unscratchable Itch"

I drop A CLOWN.

 

[brtshstel]

+5 Sweet Tooth, +1 Twisted Metal reference

I drop an Ice Cream Truck