The loot you drop

[Asturiel]

+9000.1 awesome points.

Pants.

 

[Steppin Razor]

-5 to nakedness

I drop Uwe Boll

 

[axle 19]

-10 Nakedness Ninjas
+10 Shitty Video Game Movie

A gift from the Reverend Jack Daniels

 

[Asturiel]

-10 brain points.

Sheet of paper.

 

[Steppin Razor]

+5 to paper cuts

I drop some Irish Whiskey Coffee

Ack, stuffed that one up

 

[Asturiel]

-12 sense.

I drop a god.

 

[Steppin Razor]

+1 to Haruhi

I drop your mum

 

[Asturiel]

+20 bad jokes.

A hat.

 

[Steppin Razor]

-100 to skin cancer if worn properly, -1000 to job prospects if not

I drop a can of energy drink

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+10 WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I drop a WAHMbulance.

 

[Steppin Razor]

+73 to whining

Recalling the negativity of earlier, I drop Jack Thompson

 

[brtshstel]

+1 failure in life (he got disbarred)

I drop Grand Theft Auto III, Vice City, San Andreas, Liberty City Stories, Vice City Stories, IV, Lost and the Damned, Ballad of Gay Tony, and Episodes from Liberty City.

 

[darth jacen]

+ 1000 hours of entertainment

I drop some really hot tea and biscuits

 

[dalek sec]

+30 HP

I drop a pair of very old lightsabers

 

[darth jacen]

+100 star wars win

I drop deadly blaster pistols

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+Infinite Ammo
+30s cooldown time
+400 encumbrance

I drop MORRIGAN.

 

[Omegatronacles]

+42 to damage
-25% chance to hit for untrained dual wield
+33% chance for Critical hit
+20 Radiation damage over 10 seconds Damned Ninja's

+1 Corrupt Irish Deity.

I drop the keys to the city

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+Perk "I Do What I Want, *****"

I drop JESUS.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

+ 10000000000000000000000 Magic

I drop a headcrab.

 

[Omegatronacles]

+200 Lamar
+200 Potential face rape

I drop the Ninky Nonk [http://ahmadalikarim.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/ninky-nonk.jpg] and the source code to an upcoming AAA game release