The loot you drop

[Steppin Razor]

+1 to an item hailed as mightier than the sword, but fucking useless in a sword fight.

I drop an accountant.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+$300
+1 Slave

I drop ADENOSINE TRIPHOSPHATE.

 

[Steppin Razor]

+1 to Google search/wiki to find out what it is.
New skill learned: Metabolism

I drop Ray William Johnson

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Person
+1 Ray-Man

I drop AN ALARM CLOCK.

 

[Steppin Razor]

+1 time keeping device
-1 one rooster
+1 chicken dinner

I drop a shopping center.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 SHOPPING SPREE!!!!
-80% Life Savings
+1 Tonne Useless Stuff

I drop A JOKER.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

+1 wild card

I drop GIR!(invader zim)

 

[Steppin Razor]

+1 card that doesn't belong in most card games.
+1 Heath Ledger tribute.
+1 awesome villain.

+1 ninja.
+1 character from a show I never got to watch.

I drop an angsty teenager.

 

[dalek sec]

+1 emo

I drop a Emu

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Avian

I drop MY PATIENCE.

 

[Gigaguy64]

-15% Special Skills DMG, but you attack first!

I drop a Granslime

 

[Kollega]

+1 to "Hey, what's this?"

I drop:

A dragon egg ready to hatch.
A beautiful rose made of glass.
A mortar shell with cluster warhead.

 

[Gigaguy64]

(its a species of slime from the Dragon Warrior/Dragon Quest games)
Here is a pic http://www.woodus.com/den/gallery/graphics/dqm3gba/monster/granslime.png

Congrats, you egg hatched into a Wartech Dragon!

I drop a Booster Cell

 

[Kollega]

+ 153 to "OMG CH3AT3R U R BOOSTING!"

I drop:

A book titled "100 bad jokes about Modern Warfare 2".
Imperium's standard-issue heresy detector.
A driver's license and ownership papers for Titanic.

 

[oppp7]

+1 nerd.

I drop an alarm clock.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Repeat item
+7 Hours Extra Sleep

I drop JEFF DUNHAM.

 

[brtshstel]

+1 ventriloquist with a political agenda.

I drop a 1 terabyte external drive packed to the gills with illegally downloaded music.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

+1 fine.

I drop a truncheon.

 

[dontcallmemuffin]

+1 mayhem
i drop a harry potter novel

 

[dalek sec]

+1 Book I will never read

I drop a Star Wars book