The loot you drop

[Gigaguy64]

+45% chance to be taken by the Madden Curse.

i drop a MetalKabuterimon

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Metal Monster
-3 Fire Spells
-1 Metal Monster

I drop AN ACETYLENE BLOWTORCH.

 

[dontcallmemuffin]

+100 damage to hp, and loss of eyebrows
i drop a lovely bunch of coconuts

 

[dalek sec]

+50 HP

I drop the movie "Casino Royale"

 

[Kollega]

+37 of them standing in the row - big ones, small ones...

+10 to Le Parkour
-1 to Aston Martin

I drop:

A charred dogtag with "RAMIREZ" inscribed on it.
A looking glass with variable 32x zoom.
A pen that transforms into a sword when you proclaim "Sepulchritude!"

 

[dalek sec]

+1 dead trooper
+32% zoom
+50 ATK in sword form

I drop a Aston Martin

 

[Queen Michael]

+20 speed
+20 charisma

I drop an electric hair-dryer

 

[Kollega]

+ Three new hairdos available.
+12% to electroshock chance.

I drop a bottle of distilled, 100% pure and natural PARANOIA.

 

[dalek sec]

+1000 Fear and mistrust

I drop a giant spider:
http://stargate.wikia.com/wiki/Giant_spider

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

+2500 arachnophobia

I Drop Johnny The Homicidal Maniac

 

[dontcallmemuffin]

+90 emotional trauma to all small children
i drop a slug

 

[dalek sec]

+1 worthless bullet

I drop a shell casing

 

[Kollega]

+2 conspicuousness.
-2 mundanity.

I drop a Golden Goblet of Glugtastic Grape Soda.

 

[brtshstel]

+5 HP
+2 temporary speed from sugar and caffeine.

I drop a collection of George Orwell's essays.

 

[dalek sec]

+ Bunch of essays

I drop a pair of M4 Carbines

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+2 Weapons
+1000 ATK

I drop FREAKY FRED. ("Courage, you hair, it makes me feel...naughty.")

 

[dalek sec]

+1 Unknown person

I drop the Death Guard from Warhammer 40K

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Army

I drop YOUR LAPTOP.

 

[dalek sec]

+1 piece of tech

I drop the following soundtrack:

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Death Waltz
+1 Room in the Palace at Versailles

I drop A POCKETFUL OF POSIES.