The loot you drop

[ultimateownage]

+ 1/4 of a successful invasion
effect: war superiority
I drop an army

 

[brtshstel]

Combined effect of all three previous loots: 3/4 of effective invasion.

I drop the final piece: Air superiority fighter wing and tactical fighter-bomber squadrons, as well as a flight of AWACS craft and ground-control radars.

 

[dalek sec]

Effect: One complete army ready to take on any country in my way.

I drop a spider

 

[ultimateownage]

+

scare factor
effect: HOLY SHIT GET THAT AWAY FROM ME NOW!
I drop a railgun

 

[dalek sec]

+500 DAKKA

I drop the Eye of Terror from Warhammer 40K

 

[Gigaguy64]

+5 to scary eye

I drop a DigiDevice

 

[ultimateownage]

+1 pair of goggles
+10 pokémon digimon
I drop a robot

 

[brtshstel]

+1 tool i will keep intentionally downgraded so it doesn't become self-aware

I drop an old newspaper press

 

[ultimateownage]

+1 news
effect: up to date with past occurrences
I drop da bomb

 

[Tharwen]

+1 avatar idea

I drop a kidney.

 

[Steppin Razor]

+$30,000 on the black market.
+1 discarded hooker.

I drop Justin Bieber.

 

[HyruleanHyroe]

+3 "Baby"
+1 "Oooh"

I drop a pan of Lasagna.

 

[Tharwen]

-2.3 hours of hunger

I drop an empty lasagna dish.

 

[dalek sec]

Effect: You are now suffering from hunger

I drop a plate of cupcakes

 

[HyruleanHyroe]

+4000 Calories.

I drop an iPad, an iPon, and an iDouche.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Mac fanboy
+14 Oblivious

I drop JAYYYSSOOONNN!!!

 

[Tharwen]

-1 Inability to eat politely
+1 Shocking revelation

I drop a badger wearing a thong (The Northern Hemisphere type)

 

[dalek sec]

+500 WTF?

I drop the bucket of truth

 

[HyruleanHyroe]

Status effect: "Doused with disappointment."

I drop a 50-pound wheel of Gouda.