The loot you drop

[dalek sec]

+1 blood sample
+1 old piece of junk tech
+1 car

I drop a alien ray gun

 

[Kollega]

+1 blood sample
+1 old piece of junk tech
+1 car

I drop a alien ray gun

"Car". Not too verbose or imaginative, now are you?

+100 ranged ATK.

I drop:

A brain-eating spleen from Oxnard Montalvo films.
A geth head repurposed as desk lamp.
A 20-kiloton nuclear bomb in gift wrapping.

 

[Tharwen]

+1 sci-fi mashup.

I drop Rick Astley.

 

[Kollega]

+1 meme that isn't funny anymore.
+10000000000000000000000000000000000 irritation at people responding to my exotic, detailed items with maybe fifteen letters of text.

I drop:

A sapient hybrid of bat and cat dressed in shining disco outfit.
A 50-kilometre long space dreadnought helmed by sarcastic AI.
A pot with large salami tree growing in it. Don't forget to water it!

Let's see how boring your response to these will be.

 

[Toriver]

+1 cool pet, +1 plot of my friend's RPG campaign, -1 large salami tree (forgot to water);
Kollega earns +10000000000000000000000000000000000 irritation, +10 boredom

I drop Batman's utility belt.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+4 STDs
-10 Life

I drop E3.

 

[Kollega]

+10 hours spent on latest and hottest gameplay previews.
+20 hours wasted standing in lines.

I drop:

An absurdly sharp monomolecular shovel.
Blueprints for largest battleship ever suggested, the German H-44.
The Illusive Man cosplaying as Dr. Nefarious.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+Effect "Where the heck did I put that shovel?"
+1 Tablecloth
+Effect "Manical Laughter"

I drop A HOUSE.

 

[ultimateownage]

+1 living condition
+1 property
effect: Larger inventory
I drop a rupee.

 

[PurpleSky]

It does nothing to my stats.
-1 inventory slot



I drop The ExWife from Ironman2

 

[RBMidknight]

-1 Theoretical bunker under the bunker I just busted

I drop the War Machine suit from Iron Man 2.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+100 Guns

I drop TEN POUNDS.

 

[Tharwen]

+1000 things that cost one penny each.

OR

+1 fantastic weight loss regime

OR

+1 terminal illness causing the loss of a large quantity of bodymass

I drop the Mary Celeste.

 

[bgg1996]

-5 grammar/naming system


I drop

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[Tharwen]

OK, that took a long time to see properly. I was torn between Powerpuff Girl and Squiggly Shape. But now, I'm going with Psyduck.

+1 Psychic (Effect: Causes opponent to slowly euthanise itself while its trainer watches in horror and despair)

I drop a free Publishers' Club membership.

[sub]Also, I don't get the stats on my Mary Celeste. Please explain to my sleep-numbed mind.[/sub]

 

[brtshstel]

+infinite time hoping that one day I will get the eleven-million dollar check.
+50 frustration
-20 hope

I drop wet bag of hammers

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+14 Hammers. The fact that they are wet is of no concern to us.
+Effect "Hammer Time"

I drop HAMMERTEC INDUSTRIES.

 

[bgg1996]

+1 I don't care, ITS A NOSEPASS

I drop

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[Heart of Darkness]

+100 Distortion
+1 "What the fuck is that thing?!" when first seen

I drop ALBERT EINSTEIN.