The loot you drop

[Heart of Darkness]

+14 EWWWWWWWW.....
+1 Ninja
+1 Dino Omelette
+100 Letters

I drop A LINE PIECE.

 

[PurpleSky]

+14 EWWWWWWWW.....

I drop A LINE PIECE.

Damn I am stealthy ninja today

+1 awesome reference

I drop money.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+$1,000,000

I drop ANTI-NINJA SPRAY.

 

[Tharwen]

-1 PurpleSky, who is probably ninjaing me with a low-content post right now.

I drop a Dagger of Ogre Slaying. It has a +9 against ogres.

[sub]That was an obscure reference that only really cool people will get.[/sub]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+9 Ogres Slain
+1 "Aw, I'm not a cool person. T_T"

I drop MY SANITY.

 

[Totenkopf]

+ 1 sanity for me
- 1 sanity for you

I drop a spiderman action figure

 

[KitsunetheFox]

+1 Mispelled character name (It's Spider-man).
+1 Coolness.

I drop a +5 Holy Burst Longsword of Pure Good.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Holy Weapon
-100 Usefulness against GOD

I drop THE ENGINEER UPDATE.

 

[Tharwen]

+1230007 screaming happy people with good taste in games but little else in their lives.

I drop a wizard.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

+1 Exploded mountain using prestidigitation.

I drop seven bells.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Scale

I drop JAPAN.

 

[Tharwen]

+18123 random inventions that were created just because they could be.

I drop an idiom.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Untranslatable phrase
+Something I can't think off the top of my head right now.

I drop A HAT.

 

[Kollega]

+1 Vintage Tyrolean. Finally, after all those months, something i can wear on my head.
+30 satisfaction.

I drop COMMUNAZIS' HELL MARCH!

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[Heart of Darkness]

(Actually, I did get that hat. Much to the envy of everyone else on the server...)

+4 Rock
+2 Theme

I drop A MASTER BALL.

 

[Tharwen]

+9001 disappointment when you accidentally use it on a magikarp and realise you forgot to save for the last 2 hours.

I drop a Good Rod.

 

[Kollega]

+40 goodness.
+1 thing i can stick up someone's arsenal.

I drop:

A transforming minibar that fits in a suitcase. The future is here!
A book titled "Skewer of EVIL: Russia, China, and everything in between".
A two-necked guitar that is also a gun and a flamethrower.

 

[The Eggplant]

Ooh, gettin' fancy, eh? Multiple loot tables, eh? Two can play at THAT game!

+2 liquid refreshment, +1 handiness
+3 McCarthyism
+2 prog rock pretentiousness, +4 awesome, 10% chance of casting Impracticality on self on hit

I drop Gandhi's left sandal.

 

[Tharwen]

+1 "It is a sign! We too must cast away our footwear and follow him!"

I drop the number one thousand and six.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

+6001 unused numbers.


I drop eleventy billion hobbits.