The loot you drop

[Heart of Darkness]

+3 Invitations to invite Grammar Nazis into this thread.

I drop THE ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITANNICA.

 

[Kollega]

+100 wisdom.
+48 melee ATK.
Effect: you are encumbered! Like, really.

I drop:

A freeze ray.
A flying submarine.
A crash-test dummy.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+100 Years of Winter
+1 WTF PARADOX
+1 Buster

I drop A HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE EXPERIMENT.

 

[ShoopDaToaster]

+100 Years of Winter
+1 WTF PARADOX
+1 Buster

I drop A HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE EXPERIMENT.

-1000 Health

I drop a laptop computer.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+Another Laptop Computer

I drop A GYROSCOPE.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

+ 1 trinket
+ 50 science
Effect: time wasted playing with it.


I drop The Truth from GTA: San Andreas

 

[dalek sec]

+1 Bloody hippie

I drop San Andreas (the area)

 

[brtshstel]

effect: fault line online
+1 earthquake
+50% chances of earthquakes

I drop Juniper berries and a distillery.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

+ 500 bottles of flavored Gin
+ 60% odds of being hung over in the morning

I drop a Skinny Sumo Wrestler

 

[dalek sec]

+1 rookie sumo wrestler

I drop AgDr-ODST's avatar

 

[Fury Is Me.]

+1 NO! THIS CANNOT BE! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! *Cookie for the reference*

I drop this.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

+ 5 laughs
+ 60 shock and awe
Effect: millions made when people pay to see it.

I drop a gorgeous stripper who is instantly attracted to the next person she see's (that'd be you btw)

 

[Fury Is Me.]

+1 Awesome hooker.
-1 Virginity.

I drop Mudkipz.

 

[Kollega]

+1 WTF PARADOX

You wouldn't believe me, but people were, and still are, working on those. For quite some time.

I drop Mudkipz.

+1 average, yet strangely popular Pokemon.

I drop:

A dumpster full of grenades.
"Electro-Batman: The Movie".
My Soviet-made pocket watch.

 

[paasi]

A dumpster full of grenades, useable grenadelike item, does 2-8 trash damage in a 5' radius

"electro-batman: the movie", causes charm, doesn't work on platypus, but very effective against armadillos.

Soviet-made pocket watch, +1 weapon, base 1-6 physical dam. +5 damage to far-right aligned people.

i drop:
a joystick (not in the other way)
an SS trench knife
a bass guitar

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 CPU Game control
+Ability: "Backstab"
+1 Guitar that plays lows notes -OR- +1 Guitar shaped like a fish -OR- +1 Bass bass guitar

I drop A SWISS ARMY KNIFE MADE IN 1951.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

+ 1 rusty relic for my collection

I drop the severed head of Shigiru Miamoto

 

[Glaive_21842]

+5 competence bonus to Abuse Nostalgia checks

I drop...my heart, but no liver.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

+ 500,000$ after selling heart on the black Market

I drop a dead 4channer

 

[Glaive_21842]

+10 lurker bonus to Knowledge(memes)

I drop...THIS!

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