The loot you drop

[BrailleOperatic]

+9001 Don't Get Laid

I drop my SSV Normandy.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+2 Mass Effect
+1 Shepard
+400,000 Nerds who would consider banging Tali

I drop TALLON IV.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

+1 badass crew
+1 savior of the Galaxy
+1 Quarian

I drop a zombie baby

 

[Dragon_of_red]

+1 Apocalypse

I drop a ring of uselessness.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Nothing Happens.

My lightsabre has dropped from my pocket.

 

[Dragon_of_red]

+1 Hole to the centre of the earth. I assume it was on.

I drop my phone.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

+011-396-6982 Contactibility.

I drop my Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Six-book trilogy
+Fish

I drop SANTA CLAUS.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

+1 obscure movie reference

I drop fanboyism

 

[BrailleOperatic]

+4 glomping
+11 squealing
-17 Acceptability in Civilized Company.

I drop trow..els...

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Trowels? You drop TROWELS? WHAT KIND OF SICK FUCKING JOKE IS THIS?! I PLAY THE DAMN GAME, BEAT THE OPTIONAL, LEVEL 300 BOSS AND ALL I GET ARE SOME STUPID FUCKING TROWELS?!?! SCREW THIS GAME, I AM FUCKING OUTTA HERE.

+4 Nerd Rage
+7 Digging Ability
+3 Garden Appeal

I drop RIGHTEOUS FURY.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

+500 dead demons
+600 rapists, murders and child molesters shitting thier pants in fear

I drop The boondock Saints(the brothers Connor and Murphy. not the movie)

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+2 Brothers
+2 Guns
+1 Movie Producer having a brilliant idea--oh, wait.

I drop THE CROWBAR OF NEVER-ENDING SADNESS.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

+ one severly depressed Escapist

I drop a severed hand

 

[BrailleOperatic]

-1 hand

I drop a sweet beat.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Awesome Jam Backbone

I drop THE FIST OF NEVER-ENDING SANDVICH.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Effect: Heavy never hungry again

I drop a field covered with eyelander swords

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Stock post-war battlefield shot, only with a TF2 flavor and a light wind that whispers "Heeeaaadddssss...."

I drop AN EYE RHYME.

 

[Kollega]

+1 pie.
Effect: moist and delicious!

I drop:

UEF Fatboy (200 metre long) painted red and nicknamed "Comrade General"... don't ask me how.
A tape recorder with Lady Gaga's "Poker Face" stuck on repeat.
King Arthur's Sword-In-The-Stone, only with stone detached from the ground.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

+1 Broken link
-1 reading point, +2 Ludicrosity, +4 Fanbase of gay men
+1 kingliness, -1 practicality, +2 Badassery if used in combat.

I drop Justin bieber's testoserone.