The loot you drop
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I drop this joke:
I drop this joke:
Three drunks are standing on top of the Empire State Building.
The first one says to the other two, ?You know, it?s a funny thing about these wind currents. A person could jump off of this building right now and not even hit the ground; the wind would carry him right back up to the top of the building!?
The second drunk says, ?You?re crazy!?
The first drunk says, ?I?m serious! Watch!? The first drunk jumps off of the building, and the wind carries him right back up to the top!
The second drunk says, ?Let me try!?
So the second drunk leaps off of the building and promptly falls to the street below, landing with a hideous SPLAT!
The first drunk smiles, clearly amused. The third drunk looks at him and says, ?You know, Superman, you can be a real Jerk When you?re drunk!?
The first one says to the other two, ?You know, it?s a funny thing about these wind currents. A person could jump off of this building right now and not even hit the ground; the wind would carry him right back up to the top of the building!?
The second drunk says, ?You?re crazy!?
The first drunk says, ?I?m serious! Watch!? The first drunk jumps off of the building, and the wind carries him right back up to the top!
The second drunk says, ?Let me try!?
So the second drunk leaps off of the building and promptly falls to the street below, landing with a hideous SPLAT!
The first drunk smiles, clearly amused. The third drunk looks at him and says, ?You know, Superman, you can be a real Jerk When you?re drunk!?
-100% Sight
+1 "You changed what you dropped on me."
+1 Old joke
I drop A SUPERSATURATED SUCROSE SOLUTION.
-1 natural arm, +1 artificial arm.
Effect: +25 health.
New ability: three-punch smackdown!
New ability: Deploy mini-sentry.
I drop:
"101 way to acquire a set of giant exploding testicles", a book by Rico Rodriguez.
The Doom-Laser satellite. It could prove useful, but first you must get it into orbit.
A gun that shoots smaller guns which shoot deep-fried beer cans.
Effect: +25 health.
New ability: three-punch smackdown!
New ability: Deploy mini-sentry.
I drop:
"101 way to acquire a set of giant exploding testicles", a book by Rico Rodriguez.
The Doom-Laser satellite. It could prove useful, but first you must get it into orbit.
A gun that shoots smaller guns which shoot deep-fried beer cans.
+101 ad Ideas
+I useless groundbound doomsday machine
+1 (or more) joke weapon(s)
I drop FURY.
+I useless groundbound doomsday machine
+1 (or more) joke weapon(s)
I drop FURY.
+Infinite accolade
+Immeasurable praise
-2 shit story book characters.
I drop good literature.
+Immeasurable praise
-2 shit story book characters.
I drop good literature.
+1 Heart of Darkness
+1 MacBeth
+1 Hamlet
+1 Moby Dick
+1 A Tale of Two Cities
+1 Waiting for Godot
etc.
I drop A SHOUT-OUT.
+1 MacBeth
+1 Hamlet
+1 Moby Dick
+1 A Tale of Two Cities
+1 Waiting for Godot
etc.
I drop A SHOUT-OUT.