The loot you drop

[Xpwn3ntial]

+20 vitamin C
Explanation: A bolter is essentially an assault rifle that shoots explosive shells. It is very heavy.

We drop a chainsaw.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

+1 familiar

We drop a wand.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

+ 200 magic
effect: 50% chance of a mistake spell

I drop:
Sara Kerrigan
rule 34
Isaac from Golden Sun
a decrepit biplane

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

+1 awesome emissary

We drop a balloon.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+15 Weather Data -OR- +2 Mirth of a Child

I drop A REVIVED FORUM GAME.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Me! -OR- +1 Someone else from this site with a penchant for the proper usage of the semicolon.

I drop A SEMICOLON.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Corpse Bride
+150 Shenanigans
+1 Paperweight

I drop NARCISSISM.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

-5 reputation

We drop John Stewart.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 TV Show Host

I drop STEPHEN COLBERT.

 

[Kollega]

+2020 satire.
+53 ATK against bears, those unholy abominations plaguing our country's woods!

I drop:

A pair of lightsaber nunchucks.
A cruise missile with clamps for snowboard boots on top.
A gasmask fitted for Lombax head.

 

[capin Rob]

Ignore

 

[Dr.Susse]

+1 feeling of loneliness.

I drop my pocket.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

+ 4 extra storage slots

I drop:
An electric guitar

 

[AgDr_ODST]

+ one awesome instrument that I procede to play horribly

I drop the loneliest number