The loot you drop

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 "Hell yes, I'm not supposed to be this powerful yet in Super Metroid"
+14 Sequence Breaking

I drop A WAVE MOTION CANNON.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Your Equipped Weapon will now emit shots that Pierce Opponents and Knock Back Surviving Opponents.

I Drop a Diffusion Missile.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+15 Ice Damage within a 10-ft radius from impact.

Any objections, lady?

 

[Gigaguy64]

+1 to Epic man i must know more about.

The SA-X is hunting you...be careful.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Crumble Block
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
*dies*

Science team has vapor for brains.

 

[Gigaguy64]

+Initial tests of our own "Ball Systems" has left many test subjects dead and horribly mutilated
+Lulz

Samus, we need you to locate and investigate the Remains of the GFS Valhalla.

 

[Happy Sock Puppet]

1 old boot.

1 bag of Crunchy Cheetos.

1 Bag of Holding.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Opponent Dropped noting.

I drop a Moneyball.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

+50 million dollars

I drop rule 34 used on your favorite character

 

[BloodyThoughts]

+50 hate +50 scarring for life

I drop a Catdog.

 

[Canadian Briton]

I drop one
Beat Up Itouch

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Paperweight

I drop ANY OTHER APPLE PRODUCT.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

+ 1 non-essential item.
I drop...

Spoiler: ...

LU BU!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Oriental Guy
+The following dialogue:
"So, are you Chinese or Japanese?"
"I'm Laotian!"
"You're from the ocean?"
"No, I'm from Laos. It's a small country near Vietnam."
"...So, are you Chinese or Japanese?"

I drop BILL DAUTERIVE.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

+1 Who da fuck?!
I drop Cloud's (FFVII) sword

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 BFS
+1 "Watch more King of the Hill"

I drop A SILVERFISH.

 

[i don't know]

+2 less hungry points .
I drop an aids infected foot.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

+1 biological weapon

I drop a rusty needle.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

+ one weapon of last resort

I drop a new not yet annoying meme

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

+1 yet to be annoying meme.

I drop my hairband.