The loot you drop

[The_Spirit_of_Epic]

+1 to blah checks

i drop a stick of butter

 

[AgDr_ODST]

+ fat on my hips

I drop:

 

[BoosterGold]

+ infinity hotness
+1 erection

I drop a green lantern power ring

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

+1 unnecessary item

I drop an apology.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Sorry
+1 "Sorry's not good enough!!"

I drop A RESPONSIBILITY SCALLOP.

 

[Dr.Susse]

+1 New quest: The Quest for Scallop kind.

I drop a message in a Koala

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Mauled vicious animal
+1 Message

I drop CAPTCHArt.

 

[Gigaguy64]

+1 creepy looking girl used to embody a post verification program.

I drop a Plasma Cutter.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

-50 Doors

I drop A TRANSDIMENSIONAL DOOR.

 

[Gigaguy64]

+9001 annoying obstacles that require me to travel to an alternate dimension where the air can literally KILL me.

I drop a out of date Translator Module.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Sumerian Translator

I drop WIRELESS INTERNET.

 

[Gigaguy64]

+something i would currently give ANYTHING to have...
;_;
I drop a Level Tripler Link Panel.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

What?

I drop A CONFUSED EXPRESSION.

 

[Gigaguy64]

(An item from Kingdom Hearts 358/2 days, it increases you Level by 3 for every Level Up panel you put in its Link field)
+1 expression that's thrown around 4chan a lot.

I drop a Finglonger Serum.

 

[dalek sec]

+1 WTF item

I drop a guass flayer from Warhammer 40K

 

[Heart of Darkness]

(@Gigaguy: Ah, I played that game. Guess I didn't know what it was called.)
+1 ???

I drop THE ??? POKEMON TYPE.

 

[Gigaguy64]

lol
+1 ahhh Missing No, how i love thy fdpafonf;k fdf% oj[anws.

I drop a Deku Nut.

 

[dalek sec]

+1 WTF nut

I drop a powered fan

 

[spartan1077]

+1 WTF fan

I drop the sword of a thousand truths

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1000 Truths

I drop THE SWORD OF A THOUSAND GIGABITS.