The loot you drop

[Steppin Razor]

+3 political bias

I drop a can of worms.

 

[Dr.Susse]

+20 chances of an Earthworm called Jim.

I drop a leaky boat.

 

[Steppin Razor]

+35 boat people.
+1 rant from a left-leaning acquaintance calling me the devil and a racist for putting forward the idea that the Navy could use the boats for moving target practice.

I drop the iPhone 7.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

+100000 useless apps.

I drop a pair of stun knuckles.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+2 Shockingly good left hooks

I drop A HELIUM BALLOON.

 

[Dr.Susse]

-1 Helium balloon
It needed Item: "String"

I drop the string.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+10 String Games

I drop A VINTAGE COPY OF SORRY!.

 

[Fishtie]

+ 1 relationship level (up to 3 targets)

I drop 1 Rock Hammer.

 

[Mr. Mortiss]

+2 to escape

I drop a can of elbow grease

 

[Heart of Darkness]

-2 Squeaky Elbows

I drop GREASED LIGHTNING.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

+10 Speed


I drop three pairs of socks. All of them are left socks!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+6 1/2 Pairs of Socks
+4 Confusion as to why your socks are foot specific

I drop AN AMBIDEXTROUS SPRITE.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

+1 Awesome Zelda Homage Game

I drop Bear Beer.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+6 Beer for Bears -OR- +1 Beer made from bears

I drop CIRCULAR LOGIC.

 

[dalek sec]

+5 INTL

I drop a powerfist

 

[Heart of Darkness]

-1 Face

I drop A CHYAKU NORRISU ROUNDHOUSEKICKTOTHEFACEU.

 

[Iandiaeufaieubfeuihfi]

-1000000000000000000000000 health points

I drop a cat

 

[dalek sec]

+1 new pet

I drop a rave

 

[Mr. Mortiss]

+5 to ecstacy

drop a flight line.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 "Please fasten your seatbelts."

I drop AIRLINE FOOD AND THE DEAL WITH IT.