Side effects may include: headache, nausea, vomiting, death, dizziness, stomach pain, acid reflux, cardiac arrhythmia, mild heart explosions, varicose veins, darkened stool, darkened soul, a 10-year-old kid wearing giant goggles running around a physical representation of the darkest corners of your mind you didn't even know existed, lycanthropy, trucanthropy, arteriosclerosis, haemorrhoids, diabeetus, virginity, mild discomfort, vampirism, gender impermanence, spontaneous dental hydroplosion, sugar high, more vomiting, 401 errors, 404 errors, fallen armpits, Twonk's Disease, spontaneous combustion, flaming ninjas, so-called ninjas in bright orange jumpsuits, inverted cranium, electric guitars, poor speling, depression, suicide attempts, desire to help others, lack of capacity for self-pity, Colon Cancer, apocalyptic visions, apoplectic visions, Tony Danza, speaking in a badly done German accent, a desire to dance the Virginia Reel, explosive diarrhoea, implosive diarrhoea, a desire to add increasingly more ridiculous symptoms to a list on a memetic website, five meta-points, bears, talking bears, pedobears, more headache, amnesia, warts, flatulence, demonic possession, wandering skin, bacon, eggs, tomato and spam, cranial inversion, fin rot, the jibblies, Dakka, seasonal allergies, null pointer exceptions, sleep crime, uncontrollably singing Three Dog Night songs, thinking that you're good at Guitar Hero to impress girls, More Dakka, even more headache, exploding uvula syndrome, Laser Guided Amnesia, and/or a desire to take over the world using eight reprogrammed robot masters.
Void where prohibited by law. May contain traces of nuts. Part of a complete breakfast.
