The loot you drop

[Sleekgiant]

+100 awesome, -5000 enemies

I drop a gif

 

[dalek sec]

+50 Humor

I drop a skull and bones flag.

 

[Sleekgiant]

+50 fear

I drop windows vista

 

[dalek sec]

-20 INT.

I drop "Darklore Manor".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darklore_Manor

 

[CounterAttack]

+1 bonfire fuel.

I drop the following video:

Spoiler

 

[dalek sec]

+10 Humor.

I drop season one of "Fringe".

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

-50 boredom

I drop hentai

 

[CounterAttack]

-200 HP, -200 MP, acquire level 1 sleaze resistance

I drop a disco ball.

 

[dalek sec]

+100 Team Morale

I drop a gator.

 

[tetron]

Mount Acquired

Barf !

I drop $5 in loose change and a lead pipe

 

[dalek sec]

+$5.00 and +5 Attack (Lead pipe)

I drop a Stargate.

 

[Baby Eater]

+500 teleportation.

I drop a condom.

 

[dalek sec]

-50% chance of offspring.

I drop some toast.

 

[Chicago Ted]

It lands butterside down (And gives +5 health)

I drop my butterfly knife.

 

[dalek sec]

+5 for stealth attacks.

I drop a baseball bat.

 

[Chicago Ted]

+3 Bashing Damage.

I drop a paper shuriken.

 

[CounterAttack]

+50% pants drops from monsters.

I drop suit pants and a blue tie.

 

[dalek sec]

+50 Clothed now.

I drop a badge.

 

[terribleyetfun]

+2 shininess

I drop an ipod, a watch and a headband.

 

[Combined]

Gain Status Effect: Modern Young'un. (-100% Respect for your Elders, +50% health, +50% Stamina, - 20% to skills, +100% to arrogance)

I drop a truncheon, bug spray and 50 pieces of platinum.