The loot you drop

[Uncertain]

Effect: +500 attack, -99999 HP (over 1 second).

I drop an elasticated codpiece and a pair of safety scissors.

 

[thegamermn]

Get improvised slingshot

I drop the beat

 

[Uncertain]

Get Beat Set #2!

I drop a clanger. Oh, and a sponge.

 

[Guttural Engagement]

@thegamermn:
-1 Charisma (For having an unclear post), +5 lameism (For not listing the above posters stats)

I drop my Glasses, A USB flash drive (8GB), and pack of High Quality Art Pencils.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

-5 Health to Eyes +8 Storage slots +15 Art skill

I drop a deleted Wiki article

 

[Uncertain]

Glasses: gives skill: Infravision.
USB flash drive: +8GB memory. *A new flashback has been unlocked!*
Pencils: double-handed weapon. Damage -12. Blinds enemies.

I drop a redundant post.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

effect: 1 reported user

I drop a pharmacy

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

85% Increase in Chance of addiction to multiple drugs

I drop 2 Straws

 

[brtshstel]

Added effect: use liquid item between 2 party members.

I drop a wet bag of hammers.

 

[Uncertain]

Some of these are really funny.

Wet Hammer: +20% water elemental damage.

I drop a manual on elemental DIY.

 

[thegamermn]

Is now able to craft "plank of fire"

I drop A monkey that can go anywhere

 

[AgDr_ODST]

+1 one epic flying monkey/traveling companion/buddy

I drop a pair of silenced pistols

 

[Uncertain]

+4 charisma. Gives skill: 'Murder Surprise'

I drop Kiki the monkey from Zelda: Link to the Past on SNES.

 

[Nivag the Owl]

- 100 self-esteem for needing a monkey to open a dungeon door.

I drop a finger-skateboard.

 

[Uncertain]

-200 HP.

I drop myself.

 

[CounterAttack]

+1 to all confuse spells

I drop a wallet made of duct tape.

 

[Code Monkey]

+5 thriftiness

I drop a TANK made of duct tape.

 

[dalek sec]

+500 Dakka, +500 Improv skill

I drop six rolls of duct tape

 

[AgDr_ODST]

effect: another tank is soon constructed

I drop pimped out cellphone

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

+1 Pimp based ringtone +25 annoyance to enemies

I drop a Pimp Cane Shotgun