The loot you drop

[dalek sec]

+1 sorcerer

I drop a Primarch

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Royal Twin

I drop GOOGLE.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

+1 google (number)

I drop Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Journey
-15 Legitimacy

I drop A FORUM THREAD.

 

[RBMidknight]

+200 Badges
+99 Trolls
+5 Wordsmiths

I drop an axe.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Axe
-4 Limbs
+1 "How the hell did you do that?!"

I drop MAGICAL TREVOR.

 

[dalek sec]

+1 Guy named Trevor who know's how to use magic

I drop a space based laser weapon

 

[RBMidknight]

-99,999 Enemies
-99,999 Friendlies

I drop 2 ice cubes, a bear, a bottle of Coke, and one glass.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Coca-Cola commercial

I drop ACID.

 

[dalek sec]

Effect: You are now tripping!

I drop a pack of gum

 

[brtshstel]

+17 servings of chewing satisfaction.
+5 fresh breath
-5 tooth health

I drop a bottle of ibuprofen

 

[dalek sec]

Effect: Your headache is now gone!

I drop a bottle of Jack Daniels

 

[brtshstel]

Effect: You wake up with a headache tomorrow!

I drop a razor and shave foam.

 

[dalek sec]

+1 clean face

I drop Batman's cape and cowl

 

[Pokenator]

+10 conversation starter
-5 comfort

I drop a robe and wizards hat.

 

[ravensshade]

+5 magic skill
monocle robe and wizards hat set
+10 awesomeness

i drop a fox tail

 

[Tharwen]

+1 balance.
Effect: Draws strange looks.

I drop a small dog named Colin.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 YIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPetc...
+3 Steaks
-1 Small dog

I drop A POST COUNT.

 

[Kollega]

+200 to e-peen score.

I drop:

One of United Earth Federation's ACUs.
A chocolate cake with cherries and one candle on top.
A documentary detailing the evolution of Lombax species.

 

[Tharwen]

+1 mech previously unknown to me
+12000 fanboys who can no longer make The Joke
+Knowledge of a species significant enough to have a documentary made on its evolution.

I drop my coat. It's black and has lots of pockets.