Well, what the fuck i'm supposed to do with a Balrog... or Barlog... or whatever his fucking name is? Whatever. But wait - i have an idea!
+ one tasty barbecue. Made out of Balrog, of course.
I drop:
A gun with a bottomless magazine that fires raw oil - go on, fuck over the economy and the ecology! I'll wait.
An airplane made out of granite (which is obviously fucking useless).
A Cluster F Bomb - like it wasn't already fucking obvious.
[small]Yep, i'm in an extremely bad mood - how'd you guess?[/small]