The loot you drop

[Alusin86]

+23 WTF

Drops the escapist
Yahtzee
Yahtzee

 

[Steppin Razor]

+1 forum with well-hidden trolls and a hideously evil section known as the Religion and Politics section.
+1 hack reviewer that is moderately funny most of the time but is sometimes hilarious.
+1 board game.

I drop a post-it note with no adhesive backing and a broken pencil.

 

[Alusin86]

+3 uselessness

Drops a tf2 hat

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Hat
+31 Counts of jealousy

I drop A MEDIC.

 

[Steppin Razor]

+1 "ZOMG I MUST STAY LOGGED IN TO UNLOCK ALL THESE HATS BRO!"
+100,000,000,000 ineffectual nerd rage when Valve took away items gained in this manner.

I drop a lifetime supply of muesli bars.

[HEADING=1]IGNORE ME![/HEADING]
Stupid fail work internet not updating properly.

 

[Steppin Razor]

+1 healer who looks like a slut half the time.

I drop a scooter gang.

 

[Alusin86]

+2 post

Drops better internet connection

 

[Heart of Darkness]

-1 Post
+100% Connection Rate to Steam

I drop A PIANO.

 

[Alusin86]

-1 life

Drops High school of the dead

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Hell

I drop MALIBU STACY. NOW WITH NEW HAT!

 

[Steppin Razor]

-$100 MUST. HAVE. MALIBU STACY WITH HAT!

I drop tech support that isn't from India.

 

[Alusin86]

-1 chance

Drops achievement

 

[dalek sec]

+10 hours wasted on getting it

I drop a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K

 

[Steppin Razor]

+1 "FOR THE EMPEROR!"
+3 genocides against non-human races.

I drop a title.

 

[Alusin86]

+2 MC thunderer

Drop a diamond

 

[Kollega]

+1 lens for my DOOMLAZOR! MWAHAHAHAHA!

I drop a bottled-up thunderstorm of the century. Uncork to release.

 

[dalek sec]

+1 strange item for Warehouse 13

I drop a Chaos Space Marine from Warhammer 40K

 

[Kollega]

+666 predictable.
+482 boredom.
+2 horns i'll saw off of his helmet and put to my own nefarious ends.

I drop:

TeCoM Battletruck outfitted for urban combat (plow for ramming, APC armour).
The Medallion Of Egregious Misfires.
A projector with many "signal" cutouts included.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

+1 amusing cluster fuck, sort of like watching a train wreck happen.
Bonus points if I can set it all up in the TeCoM's own base.

I drop:
really, really nice headphones
a bathrobe
a cat

 

[Dragon_of_red]

+4 immunity to silence
+5 Comfortableness
+3 Annoyance.

I drop some chocolate