The loot you drop

[BoosterGold]

+1000 levels of For The Emeperor!
I drop an emperor titan

 

[dalek sec]

+1 MASSIVE mecha to use in battle

I drop the forge factories of Mars

 

[BrailleOperatic]

+7 WTF? What is this, I don't even...

I drop out of the presidential elections.

 

[dalek sec]

+1 dirty rumor

I drop 100 Baneblades

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+100 Banes
+100 Blades

I drop A LITERAL TRANSLATION OF THE DICTIONARY OF SARCASM.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

+1 Oh great, Juuust what I was looking for. Thank god THIS finally came.

I drop and give him twenty.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

YOU ARE A PATHETIC PIECE OF SCUM, MAGGOT! MY GRANDMOTHER CAN GIVE ME TWENTY FASTER THAN YOU, AND SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY ARMS! YOU ARE WEAK, YOU ARE PATHETIC, YOU ARE NOT WORTHY TO POLISH THE GRIME OFF MY BOOTS! ONCE YOU FINISH GIVING ME TWENTY, YOU WILL GIVE ME ANOTHER TWENTY, AND THEN ANOTHER TWENTY, AND SO FORTH, UNTIL I DEEM YOU WORTHY TO BE IN THE UNITED STATES MILITARY!

I drop A DRILL SERGEANT! MAGGOTS!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

+ 1,000 push ups
+ 100% battle readiness
+ new record on the obstacle course
+ 1 promotion to PFC
+ 1 graduation
+ 1 newly minted United States Marine

I drop strong feelings of patriotism

 

[Heart of Darkness]

-1,000 Worlds
+1 Apology: "But I swear! After I ate that world, I just went...berserk."

I drop A MEME FROM THE OPENING OF A CRIME DRAMA SET IN THIS HELLHOLE WE CALL FLORIDA.

 

[UnusualStranger]

+4 Panes
+1 YEEEEAAAAHHH!!!

I drop a blue spiked shell.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

+1 doomed first place racer.

I drop an XV89 Battlesuit.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+80 Bad Timing
-7 Places
+0 Points
+4,000 Unending hate for you and the blue shell
+FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I drop A FAKE ITEM BLOCK.

 

[dalek sec]

+1 lightening claw/storm bolter
+1 Daemon sword

I drop Gorechild

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

+1 Khorne Berserker

I drop Haruhi Suzumiya, the Emperor, Kratos, and Cthulhu.

 

[dalek sec]

+1 wanna be god
+1 God-Emperor of mankind
+1 God killer
+1 xeno

I drop Commissar Cain