The loot you drop

[sylekage]

+100 creepiness
+10 hidden face

I drop a car

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+400 Car Alarms
Effect: Everyone now hates you.

I drop INVISIBILITY CREAM.

 

[Fishtie]

+ 60 sec. Invisible status effect
+ 60 sec. Brain Freeze status effect

I drop 1 Self Regenerating Nanomite Module

 

[Dr.Susse]

+1 why can't I break this
+50% Effort.

I drop the city of Sydney.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

-9999 HP. (Sorry, you don't have Fishtie's ultimate weapon so you can't break the damage cap. (Bonus Points for those who get the reference))

I drop a ticking clock wired to a bundle of hotdogs.

 

[Dr.Susse]

+6 yummy on time food.....3.....2....1.....
+1 explosion.

I drop a fedora.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

+1 spare fedora.

I drop a plate of tap-dancing garden gnomes.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+16 Bite-Sized Dancing Delicacies

I drop A BLUE-SKINNED CAT PERSON.

 

[dalek sec]

+1 soon to be dead Navi

I drop a pair of glock 18's

 

[Dr.Susse]

+2 reasons to get more money.

I drop a cloud.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

-15 visibility.

I drop a boomstick.

 

[Fishtie]

[weapon- melee]
+5 bashing damage
+80 explosive damage

I drop 3 Great Balls of Fire.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+1 Shotgun
-15 Yuppies

I drop ANOTHER YUPPIE.

 

[Dr.Susse]

+1 reload
-1 Yuppie

I drop a dead yuppie.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

+4 Yuppie Stew

I drop YOUR SERVING OF THE YUPPIE STEW.

 

[Fishtie]

[onetime use item]
+30 HP
... but you're still hungry.

I drop:
1 Cat in Cradle
1 Silver Spoon
1 Little Boy Blue
1 Man in Moon

 

[dalek sec]

+1 old song

I drop a moon rock

 

[Sacman]

+1 useless asteroid

I drop:
1 Fooly
1 Cooly...

 

[Dr.Susse]

+ an uncountable amount of strange and wonderful craziness.

I drop a Weather report.

 

[dalek sec]

75% chance of rain this weekend

I drop a tank