The main antagonist of the last game you played wants too have sex with you.

[-Dragmire-]

"BEND OVER SHEPARD! THIS WILL HURT YOU!"
"I WILL TEAR YOU APART!"
*shutter*

Oh God! He wants to collect my body!

 

[boyvirgo666]

oh god...giant purple demon dragon...damn you mass effect two...wait...how big are dragon wang-chungs?

 

[cgaWolf]

Pandak "Baby" Panay in Just Cause 2


note to self: from now on, end gaming sessions with online strip poker... just in case.

 

[BrokenCycle]

i played oblivion last, so that means Mankar Cameron would be nailing me... that is a no. i would have to run him through with my elven claymore, he's not gonna get within 10 feet of me.

 

[Da Orky Man]

Mass Effect 2... meaning Harbringer? I want out!

 

[Mercsenary]

Well that would be the Destroyer from Borderlands and OH DEAR GO- RUN AWAY!

 

[merc hunter]

Alma from fear???? um I kinda hope its the teen version because im not too keen on pedophillia

 

[Fangv2]

Nation Red?

F***. Lots of zombies = Not good for my bum hole.

 

[Richardplex]

Mass Effect 2, now when I know who the main antagonist is I'll be suitably disturbed and post all about it.

 

[StormShaun]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R : Call of Booty

... so... D:

Oh God, the bloodsuckers!!
That is not going to end well!

 

[Treblaine]

Bioshock 2's Sofia Lamb.

I WIN!

To think, of all the other games I could have played that Bioshock 2 is the one with a human female antagonist.

 

[DT736]

Hazama from Blazblue?

I'm dead.

 

[CorvusFerreum]

Andrew Ryan. Meh.

 

[Laurents van Cauwenberghe]

I'm having sex with myself? Damn, another lonely night.

Spoiler: The game I was playing...

I was playing Braid.

i think the antagonist = evil and protagonist = good

 

[Laurents van Cauwenberghe]

hhmph i was playing fallout 3
so i need to have sex with the president guy?

 

[Nickompoop]

Hmmm....would it be sex with the collector general, or sex with Harbinger? Probably Harbinger. That sounds....dangerous. And cold.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Score! I was playing wii sports resort against my girlfriend
[sub][sub]So yes, the main antagonist of the last game I played really does want to have sex with me. Win![/sub][/sub]

 

[NotAPie]

Alright, there's three (at least I think so).
Last game I played and finished was Black ops, so I'm kinda scared.

 

[Biosophilogical]

Kirilenko from Bad Company 2. No thanks. I always get shafted in these types of threads.

Oh yeah, try Dragon Age 2. My options are some old mage who turns into a non-darkspawn broodmother/abomination thing, an old lady who goes crazy and tries to commit genocide against the 'magically gifted', the leader of the Qunari in Kirkwall, the Archdemon (if you consider the antagonist to be the reason for Hawke being in Kirkwall), or Hawke, if you consider the human condition to be the reason for the protagonist's actions. In which case ... I'd probably ask them out to dinner first, or to a movie, you know, something that doesn't involve genitals to give themk time to re-think their sudden desire to stick (or get stuck by) me.

 

[vgdark]

kessler from infamous god dammit