The main antagonist of the last game you played wants too have sex with you.

[Yumore]

Gordon Freeman? With pleasure! Just put the crowbar down first

 

[zehydra]

Left 4 Dead?

their is no main antagonist but whoever it is i can tell one thing....this is going hurt....>_< (witch, hunter, tank)

knowing me, i'd be expecting the witch, and end up with the tank...

 

[pendragonown]

I was playing LoL and this is the team I was facing: Akali, Blitzcrank, Katarina, Leona and Orianna. So I get and orgy with a ninja, a robot, an assassin, a warrior and another robot?

 

[Biosophilogical]

Loghain = yay, Archdemon = not yay.

I... I don't get to pick, do I? D:

Neither do I! Quickly, find a pregnant spider-witch-forest-lady and a guy with a large sword!

 

[IkeGreil29]

Last game played... League of Legends... I guess I'm getting railed by about half of the champions, since about half of them are "evil"? (Though there are some hotties in there, so maybe not so bad?)

 

[Fishdog52]

Thankfully, I played KoL right after New Vegas. I was struggling with the prospect of Mr. House, but now I get some Naughty Sorceress action.

 

[Saarai-fan]

Eve wants me to have sex with her? But if I do, I might impregnate her, and she'd give birth to the Ultimate Being that will destory all the human race!

Sorry all of mankind! I think we're boned, because I'm about to give her one.

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

GLaDOS? Not sure how that's going to work but at least she's female. No wait, the main antagonist is probably Wheatley... shit.

 

[Phantomess]

Xion!? Waaaait a minute... she had three formes. That last one was damn ugly. At least she started off looking like Sora (although I would have been happier if she looked like Riku). Although I suppose I could deal with Xehanort or Saix...

 

[Saulkar]

Hmmmm, this guy.

Well, let me see. He is pure evil, he is far larger than me, he is falling apart, there are numerous hazards on his body like jutting steel, sharp scales, and molten something.

If I could remove the "falling apart, jutting steel, and molten something," I would not be too terribly concerned having sex with him under a magically binding contract say he could not kill, eat, maim, burn, disfigure, crush, or injure me in any way physically or mentally.

Yeah, I have weird tastes.

EDIT: Wait, this is the same thread as the one from several weeks ago and I replied to it a second time on the same page as my old post?!

 

[Carbonyl]

I am not having sex with a Collector

 

[Gazisultima]

Ummm....Dracula, I was playing Super Castlevania IV.....

 

[Valkyrie101]

I have no fucking idea who the hell the antagonist in Oblivion is. I've never played it before. so I have no idea who wants to take a ride on my +69 Staff of Penetration.

Heheheheheheh....

Still, the last game I played was Left 4 Dead 2. Shit.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

So...it's either the Locust Queen (pretty awesome) or Skourge (scary as all hell)

...

Spoiler: spoiled for grossness

I think I'll just go jack off inside of the Rift-worm's guts and call it a day

 

[Broady Brio]

I don't know. Is there an antagonist in ANIMAL CROSSING?!

 

[Grayjack]

Record of Agarest War Zero was the last thing I played, so no. I do not want to get anywhere near that creature.

 

[Scarecrow1001]

Cesere Borgia? Shit, im gonna get raped by a guy over 500 years old...

 

[Epicspoon]

.......Excuse me while I go throw up in my mouth a bit.